‘Russian Rusette’ — a Board Game with Balls

My new board game has everything!

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My new board game has everything — Indian malfeasance, mishandling of orbs, sexual fetishes, knives in Babkas — late library books!

Only kidding about the books — but money definitely gets a final rinse!

Money is a mix of Russian Rubles & American hundred dollar bills & they’ve been laundered & folded.  Oh, there’s 1 sock that plays a big part in the game.

I wanted to think-up a game where if you became bankrupt, committed sexual assault or lied more than Satan — you get to keep on playing & run for President!

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It’s a lot like Monopoly, but reminds me of ‘3 Card Monte’ — The King is never where you think he will be

He’s usually at Mar-a-Lago, his Hall of Mirrors or hiding in the closet hoovering-up beautiful Chocolate Cake!

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The Object: Collude with Foreign Enemies for financial gain while underlings get thrown to the lions & you come out *smellin’ like a rose.

*No guarantee — it’s a new game & I’m still workin’ the kinks out.

Playing Time:  24/7 — Don’t worry, Wolf Blitzer gives you a Wake-Up Call.

Players: Avarice-minded Businessmen & misguided Generals turned Political Animals of all stripes & spots.

Skills Required: Negotiating, Strategy & Arthritis-free to sign copious, yet faux Executive Orders.

Instead of picking a card from CHANCE or COMMUNITY CHEST — you can stop the play & deflect with a TWEET or a SPIN card on the White House lawn with a quick brag or a little gaslighting!

And, instead of the usual Miniature Tokens of the Boot, the Thimble, the Iron & the Top Hat — there’s a KFC Drumstick, a Golf Tee, a Russian Bear & a photo of all 3 Trump wives on a $1 Chip from the Taj!

The End Game:  There’s only 2 outcomes — you can land on “GO TO JAIL” or “Just Visiting Jail”.

With the first — Bob Mueller backs up the Paddy Wagon right up to the White House gate & you wave goodbye… until it’s your turn in the barrel.

But, forget about landing on “Just Visiting Jail” — it’s a trick & never works… those women in Trump’s past whose cats were petted — turned out to have 9 Lives & longgggg memories!

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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic who started out in the DC/MD/VA area, moved to the Bay Area in Northern California and now resides in L.A. She has sold jokes to Joan Rivers, lesser lights and gag magazines, and is a screenwriter, playwright and author of non-fiction.
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