John Thomas

FACE HUMP CITY, NORTH CAROLINA [Sung to the tune of “Paradise City” by Guns N’ Roses, released in 1987.] Take me down to the Face Hump City Where … Read more

FERNDALE’S LUTHERAN CHARLATAN https://www.salon.com/2022/04/08/hiding-in-plain-sight-how-donald-became-the-most-powerful-religious-leader-on-the-right/ Right-wing racist Reverend Bramwell Doesn’t believe that Black lives matter, Because Rev. Tyrel Bramwell is a bigot. St. Mark’s Lutheran Church in Ferndale Should … Read more

EVERY SPERM IS SACRED Imagine if you heard this on the news: Five Supreme Court Justices just ruled Viagra is illegal and against God’s will. Old men shouldn’t … Read more

Federalist Society/ Women haters. White, ultra-Christian conservatives creep out of dark ages and closets to- lie, cheat, and steal- legitimate constitutional rulings, all in broad daylight. Our Constitution … Read more

MICKEY MOUSE SHOULD FLEE FLORIDA “I love the Bay just like I love L.A.” — Snoop Dogg (from Katy Perry’s “California Gurls” released in 2010) June 2022 is … Read more

Ginni Thomas – SCOTUS leaker. Ginni and Clarence Thomas released that Supreme Court document- they hoped THIS distraction would take scrutiny off THEIR PERSONAL tax cheating, lies, TREASON … Read more

NANCY REAGAN HATED TRUMP Terrestrial radio is a dying industry for sure For which there apparently will be no cure. Dr. Johnny Fever is deceased. R.I.P., WKRP. Right-wing … Read more

LOW-T TUCKER TANS HIS TESTICLES Fox “News” GOP propagandist Tucker Carlson is now advocating soaking one’s scrotum in infrared light as the solution to being a wimpy, low-testosterone, … Read more

Chairman Xi- pronounced like “she” Xi is “shoe in” for third term as supreme leader of China. Xi won’t “get boot”, despite holes that need darning. Endless friendship … Read more

HUMBOLDT ISN’T THE REPUBLIC OF GILEAD “…It will fall on our nation’s elected officials at all levels of government to protect a woman’s right to choose. And it … Read more