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On the royal baby, Detroit bankruptcy, immigration, and many more hilarious subjects! Prince William and Kate left her parents’ home Friday, sparking frenzy that the royal birth was … Read more
Journal entry: August 5, 2008 (age 39) – Onstage As an actor, most of the roles I’ve landed have been comedic. I don’t have the looks to be … Read more
Hold your horses, little ladies, Texas lawmen have your best interests at heart! Normally when the general public ponders Texas, a whole lot of big sky and rugged … Read more
Smaller Twinkies seen as un-American Hostess Twinkies returned Tuesday but the new Twinkies weigh less and have less calories than old Twinkies. Reaction was bad. In Los Angeles … Read more
Helpful lobbyists make bill-writing easy for lazy Congress The word “help” is so uplifting, conveying our best humanitarian values. How odd, then, to see it used in this … Read more
Seat belt instruction is still provided on flights. What if other parts of the hospitality industry provided similarly useless tutelage? The last generation of travelers that was not … Read more
Journal entry: July 10, 1973 (age 4) – Caged Bird Now that I’m four, I get to go over to my friends’ houses sometimes, as long as one … Read more
“Such works [of abandoned art] … will enter into a strange netherworld. Removed from the marketplace, these objects will live on in warehouses, unseen and unappreciated, becoming what … Read more
The GOP futilely pursues an agenda intended to ‘replicate’ a ‘simpler time’ in history This week’s tale is a horror story about history lessons learned by the GOP … Read more
Team GOP wants to make things even worse for America’s millions of jobless workers “Come on, team, let’s get mean!” This is not the chant of rabid football … Read more
