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LA Controversial: “Kill the Gays” Initiative Author Offered Reality Show

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 By , April 13, 2015

The guy who put the so-called “Kill the Gays” initiative on the ballot could get his own show.

The lawyer who put the infamous “Kill the Gays” initiative on the ballot in California, which calls for the death of anyone caught engaging in sodomy in the Golden Shower State, is in the news again — he has just been offered his own LA based, reality TV show.

Kill the Gays initiative CaliforniaMatt McLaughlin, 45, and his manager Karl Kemsley will team up with producer Cindy Cowan to develop a docu-series chronicling his fight to have the bill passed.

Bunim/Murray, an entertainment production company based out of Van Nuys, California, will air the show. Considered a pioneer in the reality television genre, the company is behind such hit franchises as Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Project Runway and Real World: Altar Boys.

McLaughlin’s call to “kill the gays” and the “sodomites” to prevent God’s “utter destruction” a la Sodom and Gomorrah is sure to anger the throngs of reality TV loving homosexuals in the US. The docu-series sees McLaughlin hilariously tap into Russian and Ugandan lingo in seeking to ban “anal violation.” If found guilty, in the words of the man himself, a “gay cruiser could be fined up $1 million per occurrence and/or up to 10 years in prison and/or banishment from ever attending another Sunday brunch.”

McLaughlin titled his initiative as the “Backdoor Banishment Act,” and he proposes to make the following changes to Penal Code, Section 39:

a) The abominable crime against nature known as buggery, also called sodomy, is a monstrous evil that Almighty God, giver of freedom and liberty, commands us to suppress.  Mimosas and migas, two fuels that feed the ferocious fire, must be banned.

b) Logically, undeniably, it is better that offenders should die rather than that all of us should be killed by God’s just wrath against us for the folly of tolerating a sea of pink polo shirts. The People of California wisely command, in the fear of God, that any person who willingly touches another person of the same gender for purposes of sexual gratification be put to death by bullets to the head. However, if the instigator is a member of the Catholic Church, he is above mortal law, only answerable to our maker.

c) No person shall distribute, perform, or transmit sodomistic propaganda, directly or indirectly, by any means, to any person under the age of majority. From Sam Smith records to penis jewellery, sodomistic propaganda is defined as anything aimed at creating an interest in or an acceptance of human sexual relations other than between a man and a woman. Every offender shall be fined $1 million per occurrence, and/or imprisoned up to 10 years, and/or expelled from the boundaries of the state of California for up to life, and/or shipped off to Saudi Arabia.

When asked to describe his new TV show, McLaughlin said, “If Saul Goodman met Fred Phelps and went dancing with Joseph Stalin, it wouldn’t come close to what you’ll see. Why now — why not? Why me — who else?”

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  • crackednostradamus

    http://pastebin.com/QwU0jVCC
    mobenomics5

    Equating a different biologic state from oneself
    with evil is historically common and people still
    think in terms of evil.

    As to homosexuality, optimally occurring such as
    it implying, contrary to common presumption, more
    masculinity, such that that’s consistent with the
    Spartan Army having been a gay army, J. Edgar,
    etc.,
    http://articles.economictimes.indiatimes.com/2014-02-14/news/47336502_1_orientation-genes-chromosome

    http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/chatterbox/2001/03/does_being_a_jock_make_a_man_gay.html

    news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/695142.stm

    http://www.berkeley.edu/news/media/releases/2000/03/03-29-2000a.html

    there was naturally a clash with male chauvinism and insecurity as
    well. This precluded birthright and naturalized alliance with
    overlords commanding sword wielding armies.

    http://pastebin.com/3MHbxdus
    mobenomics4

    The person transferring political scapegoating based on

    sexual insecurity is the likelier gay gene carrier for the

    same reason Hitler was gay.

    From the following understand Nazinomics is really
    about male limitation, though in the formula oligarch
    privatizes, woman challenges masculinity of the
    non-anti-social male the woman who enjoys doing
    that will be elevated and treated as an equal,
    for those who like Nazinomics.

    The person transfering it will be likelier gay
    as was Hitler. Replacing democracy with scapegoating
    based on sexual insecurity process self produces
    gay fascists and arrogant sons.

    We know it’s importantly about judging and transfer
    of insecurity and limitation because of how the religious
    right used as front people the likes of Jack Ruby and
    Jack Abramoff (opinion.)

    When the demagogue replaces democracy and the man-hater
    calls unmanly or gay (slander or otherwise) the objector his and
    her son will be a scapegoater, sexually insecure, a knower of
    ego defense exclusively.

    The product of recognition and love is the womanizer and
    the magnanimous neighbor.

    Fascist economics is the undemocratic power
    center and it’s pyramid and culture of arrogance
    replacing democracy, and the man-hater calling unmanly or gay (slander or
    otherwise) the disapprover.

    That’s scapegoating, or judging, in place of equality freedom
    and love, but particularly based on transfering sexual insecurity.
    It process self-produces gays by causing the gay gene to
    pass maternally (there are multiple genetically mediated
    inducers but there is an X chromosome bound genetic.)

    This core of fascist gays was produced by what was not a calculated
    system of fascism but a natural outgrowth of male chauvinism and
    personal chauvinism, and ignorance, conveniently serving a
    welcoming ally of control.

    Gays are not bad, being occurrent for group
    benefit including serving in the army (Spartans a
    gay army; Alexander; J. Edgar; etc.)

    The process self-produced ones, being heir to, and also
    a product of, the continuation of male chauvinism mixed with
    ignorance, with women who will scapegoat and assume a god
    complex being welcome partners, including the most scapegoating,
    gay bashing (hypocritically),
    fascist and war-mongering persons in Washington, ARE an identifiable
    operatively “bad” group.

    We know that in the formula oligarch replaces democracy and woman
    who’ll call unmanly or gay the person not paranoid or anti-social
    or sexually insecure and given to transferring that, denial of
    recognition, love and appreciation is very important, from the
    high importance placed by the religious right in fronting
    Jack Ruby, Jack Abramoff, and the like.

    It’s the pathetic sexual reward-like behaviors celebrating
    killing of Gazans, in Israel. It’s the suicide bombers promised
    72 virgins.

    It’s the Mexican mob. It’s the Mexican leadership where it’s
    mob like.

    It’s the Vegas mob including mob benefiting oligarchy supporting
    Israel’s partnership responsible for corrupted histories.

    Gay generally actually more masculine; how it is the person transferring Nazinomics
    is likerlier gay, the same way Hitler was gay.

    http://articles.economictimes.indiatimes.com/2014-02-14/news/47336502_1_orientation-genes-chromosome

    http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/chatterbox/2001/03/does_being_a_jock_make_a_man_gay.html

    news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/695142.stm

    http://www.berkeley.edu/news/media/releases/2000/03/03-29-2000a.html

    It’s forces of control and arrogance on the police force or
    in the board room (in the U.S.)

    They will welcome any symbol of minority participation.

    For this, they will bestow equality.

    It probably is a remake of the supposed earlier (pre-Essene)
    Israeli existence (male chauvinism and ignorance produced
    “gay as capital status crime,” still the law in some of today’s
    Muslim countries.)

    As African nations such as Uganda and Kenya embark on
    this early defined path, they will be on their to being defined
    by control and arrogance, and the absence of freedom, equality
    and love. They will also have, increasingly over future generations,
    a core process self-produced gay leadership scapegoating gays.

    People like this are less interested in knowledge that can
    help people because they are interested in playing god
    rather than being compassionate and having the wherewithall
    for helping people.

    Playing god is judging. Perhaps judging replaced love after
    the Aldobrandini (Clement) – Amschel Bauder (Rothschild–
    means “Red Shield,” for banker to the Vatican, the term being
    Jesuit. J.P. Morgan, founder of Monsanto, was Jesuit.)

    Israel can reform itself, as can the Arab lands, and can Europe,
    the U.S. and the rest of the world, but it is a product of this
    mistaken precedent.

    But all of these things confirm a combined history and must
    have occurred by plan.

    The more people understand these things the more, for
    a fact, others will come forward with proofs of foresight and
    multi-disciplinary validation.

    When the demagogue replaces democracy and the man-hater
    calls unmanly or gay (slander or otherwise) the objector his and
    her son will be a scapegoater, sexually insecure, a knower of
    ego defense exclusively.

    The product of recognition and love is the womanizer and
    the magnanimous neighbor.

    Virtually everything that’s supposed to be a tip-off for a
    male being gay is none such the thing in the East (males
    bike, eat soy, produce non-gay babies and don’t grow
    breasts.) In the East not acting paranoid or anti-social
    will not be a tip-off of homosexuality.

    The person transferring sexual insecurity will be the
    likelier gay gene carrier just as Hitler was gay, and just
    as the rich guys at the Bohemian Grove are gay.

    The most ardent fascists in Congress are continually
    being discovered being gay.

    The Nazis first killed gays, then the mentally ill, and
    then Jews (also gypsies, and haphazardly, Catholics,
    even though many Nazis were Catholic.)

    Today’s Germany has no more to do with that than
    the persons installed to uphold plutocracy in Israel
    have to do with proper Jewish history.

    It must be highly likely the K St. group’s a gay group.

    Gays are normal, occurring with optimality (actually more
    masculine, with the ancient armies proved being mostly
    gay armies in certain cases, which would be one way they
    served the clan overall.) They occur more frequently, and
    in a process self produced manner, in the scapegoating
    sexually insecure community. The gay fascists are more
    than would have happened, and they need a place.

    http://articles.economictimes.indiatimes.com/2014-02-14/news/47336502_1_orientation-genes-chromosome

    http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/chatterbox/2001/03/does_being_a_jock_make_a_man_gay.html

    news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/695142.stm

    http://www.berkeley.edu/news/media/releases/2000/03/03-29-2000a.html

    Until it was discovered the gay gene passes maternally
    man-hating mother was thought the basis of male
    homosexuality.

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    Does Ann Coulter fit the role banker privatizes a market
    and a man-hater (opinion and/or don’t know as to her)
    calls unmanly or gay (slandering or not) the male who’s
    simply not sociopathic, fraudulent, arrogant, a scapegoater,
    a control master or a hypocritical process self-produced gay?

    Oligarchs would want the woman who likes filling the role,

    whether or not that applies to Coulter.

    https://duckduckgo.com/?q=pittsburgh+coulter+gore+gay

    Is she left handed? Does she have a lengthy index finger?

    http://pastebin.com/3MHbxdus
    mobenomics4

    The person transferring political scapegoating based on

    sexual insecurity is the likelier gay gene carrier for the

    same reason Hitler was gay.

    From the following understand Nazinomics is really
    about male limitation, though in the formula oligarch
    privatizes, woman challenges masculinity of the
    non-anti-social male the woman who enjoys doing
    that will be elevated and treated as an equal,
    for those who like Nazinomics.

    The person transfering it will be likelier gay
    as was Hitler. Replacing democracy with scapegoating
    based on sexual insecurity process self produces
    gay fascists and arrogant sons.

    We know it’s importantly about judging and transfer
    of insecurity and limitation because of how the religious
    right used as front people the likes of Jack Ruby and
    Jack Abramoff (opinion.)

    When the demagogue replaces democracy and the man-hater
    calls unmanly or gay (slander or otherwise) the objector his and
    her son will be a scapegoater, sexually insecure, a knower of
    ego defense exclusively.

    The product of recognition and love is the womanizer and
    the magnanimous neighbor.

    Fascist economics is the undemocratic power
    center and it’s pyramid and culture of arrogance
    replacing democracy, and the man-hater calling unmanly or gay (slander or
    otherwise) the disapprover.

    That’s scapegoating, or judging, in place of equality freedom
    and love, but particularly based on transfering sexual insecurity.
    It process self-produces gays by causing the gay gene to
    pass maternally (there are multiple genetically mediated
    inducers but there is an X chromosome bound genetic.)

    This core of fascist gays was produced by what was not a calculated
    system of fascism but a natural outgrowth of male chauvinism and
    personal chauvinism, and ignorance, conveniently serving a
    welcoming ally of control.

    Gays are not bad, being occurrent for group
    benefit including serving in the army (Spartans a
    gay army; Alexander; J. Edgar; etc.)

    The process self-produced ones, being heir to, and also
    a product of, the continuation of male chauvinism mixed with
    ignorance, with women who will scapegoat and assume a god
    complex being welcome partners, including the most scapegoating,
    gay bashing (hypocritically),
    fascist and war-mongering persons in Washington, ARE an identifiable
    operatively “bad” group.

    We know that in the formula oligarch replaces democracy and woman
    who’ll call unmanly or gay the person not paranoid or anti-social
    or sexually insecure and given to transferring that, denial of
    recognition, love and appreciation is very important, from the
    high importance placed by the religious right in fronting
    Jack Ruby, Jack Abramoff, and the like.

    It’s the pathetic sexual reward-like behaviors celebrating
    killing of Gazans, in Israel. It’s the suicide bombers promised
    72 virgins.

    It’s the Mexican mob. It’s the Mexican leadership where it’s
    mob like.

    It’s the Vegas mob including mob benefiting oligarchy supporting
    Israel’s partnership responsible for corrupted histories.

    Gay generally actually more masculine; how it is the person transferring Nazinomics
    is likerlier gay, the same way Hitler was gay.

    http://articles.economictimes.indiatimes.com/2014-02-14/news/47336502_1_orientation-genes-chromosome

    http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/chatterbox/2001/03/does_being_a_jock_make_a_man_gay.html

    news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/695142.stm

    http://www.berkeley.edu/news/media/releases/2000/03/03-29-2000a.html

    It’s forces of control and arrogance on the police force or
    in the board room (in the U.S.)

    They will welcome any symbol of minority participation.

    For this, they will bestow equality.

    It probably is a remake of the supposed earlier (pre-Essene)
    Israeli existence (male chauvinism and ignorance produced
    “gay as capital status crime,” still the law in some of today’s
    Muslim countries.)

    As African nations such as Uganda and Kenya embark on
    this early defined path, they will be on their to being defined
    by control and arrogance, and the absence of freedom, equality
    and love. They will also have, increasingly over future generations,
    a core process self-produced gay leadership scapegoating gays.

    People like this are less interested in knowledge that can
    help people because they are interested in playing god
    rather than being compassionate and having the wherewithall
    for helping people.

    Playing god is judging. Perhaps judging replaced love after
    the Aldobrandini (Clement) – Amschel Bauder (Rothschild–
    means “Red Shield,” for banker to the Vatican, the term being
    Jesuit. J.P. Morgan, founder of Monsanto, was Jesuit.)

    Israel can reform itself, as can the Arab lands, and can Europe,
    the U.S. and the rest of the world, but it is a product of this
    mistaken precedent.

    But all of these things confirm a combined history and must
    have occurred by plan.

    The more people understand these things the more, for
    a fact, others will come forward with proofs of foresight and
    multi-disciplinary validation.

    When the demagogue replaces democracy and the man-hater
    calls unmanly or gay (slander or otherwise) the objector his and
    her son will be a scapegoater, sexually insecure, a knower of
    ego defense exclusively.

    The product of recognition and love is the womanizer and
    the magnanimous neighbor.

    Virtually everything that’s supposed to be a tip-off for a
    male being gay is none such the thing in the East (males
    bike, eat soy, produce non-gay babies and don’t grow
    breasts.) In the East not acting paranoid or anti-social
    will not be a tip-off of homosexuality.

    The person transferring sexual insecurity will be the
    likelier gay gene carrier just as Hitler was gay, and just
    as the rich guys at the Bohemian Grove are gay.

    The most ardent fascists in Congress are continually
    being discovered being gay.

    The Nazis first killed gays, then the mentally ill, and
    then Jews (also gypsies, and haphazardly, Catholics,
    even though many Nazis were Catholic.)

    Today’s Germany has no more to do with that than
    the persons installed to uphold plutocracy in Israel
    have to do with proper Jewish history.

    It must be highly likely the K St. group’s a gay group.

    Gays are normal, occurring with optimality (actually more
    masculine, with the ancient armies proved being mostly
    gay armies in certain cases, which would be one way they
    served the clan overall.) They occur more frequently, and
    in a process self produced manner, in the scapegoating
    sexually insecure community. The gay fascists are more
    than would have happened, and they need a place.

    http://articles.economictimes.indiatimes.com/2014-02-14/news/47336502_1_orientation-genes-chromosome

    http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/chatterbox/2001/03/does_being_a_jock_make_a_man_gay.html

    news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/695142.stm

    http://www.berkeley.edu/news/media/releases/2000/03/03-29-2000a.html

    Until it was discovered the gay gene passes maternally
    man-hating mother was thought the basis of male
    homosexuality.