Bernie Sanders ‘feeling the bern’ of poor pizza slice distribution
Today, Democratic candidate and self-proclaimed socialist Bernie Sanders was “feeling the bern” of poor pizza slice distribution.
Sanders railed against the “top, elite pizza eaters running around with their third slice” and lamented the “tiny little, sad baby slices” of pizza that many in the 99 percent get stuck with.
The Humor Times has obtained this exclusive video of Bernie Sanders’ passionate speech on the subject, from the folks over at After Dark on Youtube. Watch and share!
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