A Lengthy Question: A Poem

How big is it?

Just how long is Donald Trump’s schlong

If I said just an inch, would I be wrong

Or maybe it is as big as King Kong’s

But surely not a whopping furlong

For if it were it wouldn’t take long

For gawkers to gather in a huge throng

To see such a rare, magnificent dong

And hail the vain dolt to which it belongs