A Lengthy Question: A Poem

Rick Blum, A Lengthy Question: A Poem

How big is it?

Just how long is Donald Trump’s schlong

If I said just an inch, would I be wrong

Or maybe it is as big as King Kong’s

But surely not a whopping furlong

For if it were it wouldn’t take long

For gawkers to gather in a huge throng

To see such a rare, magnificent dong

And hail the vain dolt to which it belongs

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Rick Blum

Rick Blum

Rick Blum has been writing humorous prose and poetry for more than 25 years during stints as a nightclub owner, high-tech manager, market research mogul and, most recently, alter kaker. Currently, he is holed up in his Massachusetts office trying to pen the perfect bio, which he plans to share as soon as he stops laughing at the sheer futility of this effort.