Microwave Takes Order, Heats & Delivers, Snapping Pics All the While

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“Clandestine watching can be done via a microwave that turns into a camera. We know that is just a fact of modern life.” – Kellyanne Conway

Hello, fine & you?

I want to order 2 egg rolls, spare ribs, phad Thai extra spicy — bean sprouts on the side. When will it be ready?

microwave

5 minutes.

You know where I live?

We know everybody address.

This is my first time.

We’ve been waiting to hear — you late in game.  How long you have microwave?

25 – 30 years.

Late bloom luddite.

microwave

That’s it?  No receipt — no tip?

Well, we do have overhead…

Let’s see how this works first.

You know how to boil water — you can “Heat it like Conway.”

Is that what you call it?

No — but “Yu suk @ kooking” didn’t make it!

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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic who started out in the DC/MD/VA area, moved to the Bay Area in Northern California and now resides in L.A. She has sold jokes to Joan Rivers, lesser lights and gag magazines, and is a screenwriter, playwright and author of non-fiction.
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