Unlike porn in reverse – the rewinding of Donald Trump’s downfall isn’t as predictable
For those who like to read the last page of a novel first, sleep head to toe or watch porno films in reverse — you’re in luck!
Unlike porn in reverse — this rewinding of Donald Trump’s downfall isn’t as predictable; but satirically satisfying nonetheless.
While we’ll never know exactly when the bough breaks — my guess is Spring 2018 – Winter 2017… unless Trump starts lying.
BACK TO THE FUTURE
10. Reince Priebus still supports Trump’s agenda.
9. Ruling overturned, Trump is detained by a technicality & seen alone at Riker’s Island making a Hole-in-2 (writes down 1)
8. President Pence pardons Trump.
7. Trump resigns.
6. Melania recuses herself.
5. Trump’s Impeached.
4. Barron Trump’s lawyer shoots himself.
3. Ivanka becomes an Agnostic but with presents.
2. Coughing & sneezing, the entire Republican Congress call in Complicit!
And, #1. Bob Mueller finds Trump guilty of…well, everything!
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