Back to the Future... Donald Trump's Terminus Exodus

Unlike porn in reverse – the rewinding of Donald Trump’s downfall isn’t as predictable

Donald Trump downfall

For those who like to read the last page of a novel first, sleep head to toe or watch porno films in reverse — you’re in luck!

Unlike porn in reverse — this rewinding of Donald Trump’s downfall isn’t as predictable; but satirically satisfying nonetheless.

While we’ll never know exactly when the bough breaks — my guess is Spring 2018 – Winter 2017… unless Trump starts lying.

BACK TO THE FUTURE

10. Reince Priebus still supports Trump’s agenda.

Donald Trump downfall

9. Ruling overturned, Trump is detained by a technicality & seen alone at Riker’s Island making a Hole-in-2 (writes down 1)

Donald Trump downfall

8. President Pence pardons Trump.

7. Trump resigns.

6. Melania recuses herself.

5. Trump’s Impeached.

4. Barron Trump’s lawyer shoots himself.

3. Ivanka becomes an Agnostic but with presents.

2. Coughing & sneezing, the entire Republican Congress call in Complicit!

And, #1. Bob Mueller finds Trump guilty of…well, everything!

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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic who started out in the DC/MD/VA area, moved to the Bay Area in Northern California and now resides in L.A. She has sold jokes to Joan Rivers, lesser lights and gag magazines, and is a screenwriter, playwright and author of non-fiction.

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