Stormy's 60 Minutes of Fame - With 'Going Rate' Fees

What was Stormy really thinking during her 60 Minutes interview?

You saw the show – c’mon, you know you did!

But, you didn’t see what Stormy Daniels was really thinking during her “60 Minutes” tell-all interview, nor the tallying she was doing of her ‘going rate’ fees for her time and trouble…

TRUMP

Have you seen my new Magazine?

Braggadocio $50 bucks – Ka-ching

STORMY

Someone should take that magazine & spank you with it…give me that.

TRUMP

You wouldn’t.

Foreplay $50 bucks – Ka-ching

STORMY

Hand it over. Turn around & drop ’em.

Easy Arousal $50 bucks – Ka-ching

STORMY

He pulled down his pants a little. He had underwear on & stuff & I gave him a couple swats.

S&M Lite $50 bucks – Ka-ching

TRUMP

Wow, you…you are special. You remind me of my daughter. You’re smart & beautiful & a woman to be reckoned with & I like you. I like you.

‘Reminds him of relative Creep-Chat’ $50 bucks & Totally unnecessary compliments $50 bucks – Ka-ching

STORMY

I was in the restroom for a little bit & came out & he was sitting, you know on the bed – perched & he was holding his Emollient. (comedic license)

60 year-old Flaunting Flasher $250 bucks – Ka-ching

TRUMP

Got an idea, honey bunch. Would you ever consider going on & being a Contestant?

Obligatory Sales Pitch $50 bucks – Ka-ching

TRUMP

My wife…don’t worry about that. We don’t even – we have separate rooms & stuff.

‘The Little Woman @ Home doesn’t mind’ line $50 bucks – Ka-ching

STORMY

I had sex with him, yes. Physically attracted to him, no.

Nauseous Sex $500 bucks – Ka-ching

STORMY

But, I didn’t say no, I’m not a victim, I’m not.

Make that $400 bucks – Ka-ching

STORMY

No, I didn’t use a condom.

Bareback Mountin’ – $1,000 bucks – Ka-ching

STORMY

No & I didn’t ask him to.

Make that $900 bucks – Ka-ching

STORMY

He said it was great, had a great evening & it was nothing like he expected.

‘Routine Departure Speech’ but with a question about getting his Tightie-Whities off the chandelier $50 bucks – Ka-ching

A phone call months later…

TRUMP

When can we get together again? I just wanted to give a quick update for you on ‘The Show’…

STORMY

No thanks!

‘You didn’t even buy me breakfast/I thought it was a business deal’ Wake-up Call $$$Millions in publicity – Ka-ching

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Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha