What was Stormy really thinking during her 60 Minutes interview?
You saw the show – c’mon, you know you did!
But, you didn’t see what Stormy Daniels was really thinking during her “60 Minutes” tell-all interview, nor the tallying she was doing of her ‘going rate’ fees for her time and trouble…
Have you seen my new Magazine?
Braggadocio $50 bucks – Ka-ching
Someone should take that magazine & spank you with it…give me that.
Foreplay $50 bucks – Ka-ching
Hand it over. Turn around & drop ’em.
Easy Arousal $50 bucks – Ka-ching
He pulled down his pants a little. He had underwear on & stuff & I gave him a couple swats.
S&M Lite $50 bucks – Ka-ching
Wow, you…you are special. You remind me of my daughter. You’re smart & beautiful & a woman to be reckoned with & I like you. I like you.
‘Reminds him of relative Creep-Chat’ $50 bucks & Totally unnecessary compliments $50 bucks – Ka-ching
I was in the restroom for a little bit & came out & he was sitting, you know on the bed – perched & he was holding his Emollient. (comedic license)
60 year-old Flaunting Flasher $250 bucks – Ka-ching
Got an idea, honey bunch. Would you ever consider going on & being a Contestant?
Obligatory Sales Pitch $50 bucks – Ka-ching
My wife…don’t worry about that. We don’t even – we have separate rooms & stuff.
‘The Little Woman @ Home doesn’t mind’ line $50 bucks – Ka-ching
I had sex with him, yes. Physically attracted to him, no.
Nauseous Sex $500 bucks – Ka-ching
But, I didn’t say no, I’m not a victim, I’m not.
Make that $400 bucks – Ka-ching
No, I didn’t use a condom.
Bareback Mountin’ – $1,000 bucks – Ka-ching
No & I didn’t ask him to.
Make that $900 bucks – Ka-ching
He said it was great, had a great evening & it was nothing like he expected.
‘Routine Departure Speech’ but with a question about getting his Tightie-Whities off the chandelier $50 bucks – Ka-ching
A phone call months later…
When can we get together again? I just wanted to give a quick update for you on ‘The Show’…
‘You didn’t even buy me breakfast/I thought it was a business deal’ Wake-up Call $$$Millions in publicity – Ka-ching
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