May Day! May Day! Landing the Plane for Trump

Attorney General William Barr is all about ‘landing the plane.’

Landing the Plane

Straight from his jeering Senate Judiciary Committee Hearing on the Mueller Report: Attorney General William Barr joins President Trump on a private airfield as they ready for take-off…

Landing the Plane

DONALD TRUMP – Co-Pilot

Where we going?

WILLIAM BARR – Pilot

I don’t know – the Black Hole looks good.

TRUMP

Did you read the Flight Manual?

BARR

Why should I – Lindsey read it for me!

TRUMP

I don’t know – he’s a little squirrelly lately.

BARR

I told you – I’m landing the plane!

Do we have Clearance?

TRUMP

No worries – neither did Jared!

BARR

Is your ‘Double’ on board?

TRUMP

Are you kidding – he’s dribbling a diet coke in the office!

I can’t stand me – why would I want him here too?

BARR

Flying – what’s so hard.  I’ve seen it in the movies – all I have to say is ‘Roger’!

TRUMP

But, I’m not ready to go yet – I’m still young & vibrant!

BARR

Yes, you are a little ripe – aren’t those Tennis Shorts?

TRUMP

I grabbed the first thing – you did say, ‘We’ll buy all new – no problem’!

BARR

You say your loot’s still stowed in the Caymans?

TRUMP

Laundromats don’t go out of business, do they?

 

BARR

You don’t look so good – you look cramped.

TRUMP

Well, I’m used to a bigger plane…& snacks!

BARR

I didn’t know you cry.

TRUMP

Only in 2 Seaters!

BARR

Snap out of it – we have plenty of fuel.

TRUMP

no beverage cart.

BARR

Speak up, will ya.

TRUMP

No Beverage Cart!!

BARR

Why do you get all the Laugh Lines?

TRUMP

Because she knows when I finally get my just desserts – she’ll have to go on a diet!

BARR

Can’t have the last word?

TRUMP

You can, but remember I just had a Bran Muffin!

OMG – Pull-up, Bill!  Pull-up! 

Isn’t that Mt. Rushmore straight ahead?  

Oh well – I guess I’m gonna be on there one way or another!

landing the plane

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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. A Contributor to "Humor Times Magazine" while pitching her 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play about the 1st Off-Line Dating Site, 'Eden' where Adam & Eve get busy! Proud to announce her new book, "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines can be purchased now in Paperback & ebook on amazon.com/dp/1733487409 It's for anyone who's ever been Single! And, she says, "If this piece of literature happens to turn up in your John as Toilet Humor - so be it. Who am I kidding - with a Title like I have - I wouldn't be surprised"!
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