Comic Relief: Top 10 Earthquake Resolutions

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The Top 10 changes I’ll make – also known as my “Earthquake Resolutions”:

Earthquake Resolutions

Having a wake-up call like a couple of earthquakes in California has given me a new perspective, and while waiting for the other shoe to drop, here are the Top 10 changes I’ll make – my “Earthquake Resolutions”:

10.  Have that Cheesecake!

9.  Don’t buy Green Bananas!

8.  Get Fries with that! And everything!

7.  Get a United Van Lines Quote!

6.  Don’t sleep in the nude anymore!

5.  You know – Making Your Bed is so overrated!

4.  Un-organize my Sock Drawer!

 3.  Change Religions – this one’s not working!

2.  Thank Trump for his Service!

And #1  What the heck – sleep with that ugly guy on the Dating Site!

Earthquake Resolutions

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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic who started out in the DC/MD/VA area, moved to the Bay Area in Northern California and now resides in L.A. She has sold jokes to Joan Rivers, lesser lights and gag magazines, and is a screenwriter, playwright and author of non-fiction.
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