Narcissism by Degrees: The Presidential Exam

Presidential Exam

“Let Go of My Ego” – The Pre-Vet Presidential Exam

If anything, we learned our lesson: Not everyone can/should be the President! And, that all hopefuls should be thoroughly vetted with my handy-dandy Mental Exam!

(All I’m sayin’ is somebody should’ve been more observant when our President was asked, ‘Your Name?’ & he replied, ‘King Donald’!)

Let’s be real.  When it comes to thinking you’d like to be President, a little narcissism is normal & acceptable.  After all, it does take confidence, moxie & at least 1 good suit – so I allowed for it!

2 Points is the number to shoot for – but you do the math

“LET GO OF MY EGO” – The Pre-Vet Presidential Exam

A little Narcissism………………………………………………2

Mirror over Bed – with Magnifier…………………………..5

Condoms Custom Made………………………………………10

Pays Lovers $130,000 for a roll in the hey, you’re on my Hair………………….20

Says, ‘Would’ve gone to Vietnam, but it’s too far……..30

Names a University after himself………………………….40

Wants to buy Greenland & put houses on ‘Boardwalk & Park Place’…………………..50

Demands Parades, Tanks & Planes flying overhead while playing with his Retractable Measuring Tape….60

Uses the phrase ‘Dynasty’, ‘Heir & 2 Spares’ or ‘Fruit of my Loins’…………………..70

Invites Taliban to Camp David for Round of Golf & says, ‘I’ll let you win’……………80

Talks on the phone to Ukraine about the weather & if their Military Aid should come from our Slush Fund, Petty Cash or what he won last night at ‘Hold ’em’……90

In Heat – assaults women in Dressing Rooms, Under tables, Planes, Trains & Automobiles – but aren’t his Type…..100

And…

Uses a Sharpie to write Real Big & change History…

You pick a number, I give up!…………………………………..?

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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. A Contributor to "Humor Times Magazine" while pitching her 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play about the 1st Off-Line Dating Site, 'Eden' where Adam & Eve get busy! Proud to announce her new book, "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines can be purchased now in Paperback & ebook on amazon.com/dp/1733487409 It's for anyone who's ever been Single! And, she says, "If this piece of literature happens to turn up in your John as Toilet Humor - so be it. Who am I kidding - with a Title like I have - I wouldn't be surprised"!
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