Trump's Version of Sinatra's 'My Way' - Diane de Anda, Humor Times

President rewrites Sinatra’s “My Way,” says it’s the “best version ever!”

They think the end is near
And that I face the final curtain.
My base, I’ll say it clear
He’ll save my case, of Barr I’m certain.

I’ve lived a lie that’s full.
I’ve cheated hundreds of their fair pay.
Money, I’ve squandered this
And did it my way.

Regrets, not even few,
Groped more women than I could mention
I did what I wanted to
The Christian Right gave me redemption.

I planned each charted course
Each hidden step along crime’s byway.
To cheat and then divorce
I did it my way.

Yes, there were times that no one knew
I borrowed money that I blew.
But through it all I had no doubt
I’d bite the law and spit it out.
With Jeff as pals, and younger gals
We did it my way.

Not moved when children cried,
I felt a thrill at others losing
And now I say with pride
I find it all so amusing.

To think I did all that
And may I say – not in a shy way
Oh no, oh no, not me
I did it my way

For what then am I, what have I got
If not myself, and all I’ve bought
As all my tweets and voice reveals
It’s just the words a racist feels.
The record shows, I took the blows
And did it my way.

Yes, it was my way.

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Diane de Anda

Diane de Anda is a third generation Latina and retired UCLA professor. Tired of cranking out technical articles in a "publish or perish" atmosphere, she now spends most of her time writing adult fiction, children's books, parody, and satire.Her weapon of choice is the limerick, aimed with humor and a touch of malice at society's icons, celebrities, politicians, and other irritating folk.