A new Death Star, believed to have the capacity to neutralize the minds of an entire planet, has been adopted from designs stolen from George Lucas’s movie studios … Read more Republicans Rush To Have Death Star Ready For 2016 Election.
Dick Cheney has finally completed his long awaited autobiography Mein Kampf II. Eager fans of fascism have been gnawing their own limbs off and those of Barnes And … Read more Dick Cheney’s New Autobiography ‘Mein Kampf II” Hot Off the Press
In the old testament it was ‘An eye for an eye’. In Jesus’ time the message was ‘Turn the other cheek’. So what do we have in our … Read more Justifiable Karma
Network to Dispatch Millions of Infected Viewers to Rub Out Liberals A bizarre plot has been uncovered that is sending chills down the spines of many liberals, free … Read more Dastardly FOX News Plot to Use Hordes of “Frankenfans” Revealed
DO YOU FEAR IDENTITY RIPOFF? DO YOU FEEL THE GOVERNMENT KNOWS TOO MUCH ABOUT YOU? DO YOU FEEL THAT HOMELAND SECURITY IS INFRINGING UPON YOUR … Read more Identity Ripoff Problems? Get Help With ‘Ident-Reinvent’!
No, I am not going to write about kangaroos. I am not that cheap. Everybody who wants to write funny stories about Australia writes about kangaroos. I refuse … Read more Australian Animals from Hell
Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann bared all in a girl’s all nude wrestling match to raise money for the Republican Party’s ‘Go For The Gold’ Presidential race last … Read more Palin and Bachmann Go Mano-a-Mano in Nude Mud Wrestling Match to Raise Funds for the Republican Takeover
A Humor Times Exclusive The following is a letter received by his Royal Highness Prince Williams of England just a week before his wedding to the commoner Kate … Read more Urgent Letter to his Royal Highness Prince Williams of England Intercepted
Considered a natural for the role A Humor Times Special Report Dick Cheney will be returning to the world spotlight, as he has taken his first film role … Read more ‘The Dick’ Cheney to Star in Remake of ‘Dr. Strangelove’
Reports of strange sightings, rumors, persist years later Mysterious was the disappearance of Gary Larson, the famed and beloved creator of the popular cartoon series The Far Side. … Read more Mystery Surrounds Disappearance of Cartoonist Gary Larson