A Realists Guide to Goals and Whatever

A Realists Guide to Goals and Whatever
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
Jeff Boldt

Goals are fine, but let’s get real about them 1. Set goals.  This is probably the most important part in achieving them. 2. If you suck at something, … Read more

Study: 98% of Internet Users Admit ROFL Just an LOL

Study: 98% of Internet Users Admit ROFL Just an LOL
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
Jeff Boldt

“We should have been suspicious from the very beginning,” says expert, regarding overuse of “ROFL” online A new study was released last week detailing various online practices of … Read more

Stars: Human Really Impressing Other Humans Right Now

Stars: Human Really Impressing Other Humans Right Now
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
Jeff Boldt

What are some humans called “stars”? We’ve lived on this planet for thirty-five years now, and though we have easily adopted their mannerisms, assumed their practices, and assimilated … Read more

In Face of Tragedy, Satire Takes Day Off, North Korea Newsfeed Fills in Nicely

In Face of Tragedy, Satire Takes Day Off, North Korea Newsfeed Fills in Nicely
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
Jeff Boldt

Kim Jong-Un good at satire, doesn’t even know what it means In light of recent events in Boston and West, TX, Satire has decided to take a break. … Read more

World Health Organization Forced to Admit “No Cure for Crazy”

World Health Organization Forced to Admit “No Cure for Crazy”
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
Jeff Boldt

The WHO (not the band) revealed at a press conference yesterday that they have yet to find a cure for an age-old malady: crazy. After spending the past … Read more

Math Nerd Makes “Less Than” Symbol Her Facebook Profile Pic at Most Inopportune Time

Math Nerd Makes “Less Than” Symbol Her Facebook Profile Pic at Most Inopportune Time
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
Jeff Boldt

Would Polly be equal to the firestorm her Facebook profile picture created? Polly Gonn, MIT class of 2012, recently updated her Facebook profile picture to one of her … Read more

Jack Nicholson Mistaken for Regular Crazy Old Curmudgeon

Jack Nicholson Mistaken for Regular Crazy Old Curmudgeon
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
Jeff Boldt

This time Jack Nicholson wasn’t actually playing a curmudgeon NEPTUNE CITY, NJ — Silver screen legend Jack Nicholson, best known for his performances in movies such as The … Read more

Miami Heat Streak Ends — PBS Renews Telethon to Raise Awareness for Regular Season

Miami Heat Streak Ends — PBS Renews Telethon to Raise Awareness for Regular Season
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
Jeff Boldt

NBA “owes survival” to PBS campaign, says Miami Heat coach Without realizing it, for the past month or so, the world was interested in the NBA’s regular season … Read more

Science on God: Inference to Any Other Explanation the Best

Science on God: Inference to Any Other Explanation the Best
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
Jeff Boldt

Men like Stephen Hawking have helped introduce us to Science all over again and men like Richard Dawkins have helped us learn to appreciate its grandness and wonder … Read more

Area Control Freak Reports OCD Under Control

Area Control Freak Reports OCD Under Control
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
Jeff Boldt

OCD no problem for man with a plan Don’t worry everybody–world-wide acclaimed blogger and self-published publisher/self-editor/self-writer/self-artist, Mark Krotzchety (pronounced “Krotzchety”), wants you to know that he’s finally got … Read more

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