No Means No

Will Durst

An avalanche of sexual harassment revelations is bringing down a very deserving aggregation of Men Behaving Badly. An avalanche of revelations concerning public figures engaging in various types of sexual harassment has tumbled down upon … Read moreNo Means No

Inaugural Committee Made Last Ditch Effort to Dig Up Celebrity Attendants

Inaugural Committee Made Last Ditch Effort to Dig Up Celebrity Attendants

Lacking any big name celebrities, the inaugural committee resorted to bizarre decision regarding Andrew Brietbart. With just days until the swearing in of Donald J. Trump to the office of president, it has been revealed, … Read moreInaugural Committee Made Last Ditch Effort to Dig Up Celebrity Attendants

Get Your Own Piece of Fame: Celebrity Remnants for Sale!

Get Your Own Piece of Fame: Celebrity Remnants for Sale!

Celebrity remnants are all the rage now A new entrepreneurial enterprise has arisen to overnight success: “Celebrity Remnants.” Now the ordinary person can have very personal discarded pieces of famous celebrities. The price ranges vary, … Read moreGet Your Own Piece of Fame: Celebrity Remnants for Sale!

Beyonce Loses Nail in China, Provides for Local Family for a Year

Beyonce Loses Nail in China, Provides for Local Family for a Year

Beyonce Knowles’ small loss is village’s huge gain Megastar Beyonce Knowles stopped over in China last week after the completion of her Mrs. Carter tour in the hopes of getting some rest and relaxation. After … Read moreBeyonce Loses Nail in China, Provides for Local Family for a Year

Justin Bieber Seeks Counseling after Suffering from Normal Thoughts

Justin Bieber Seeks Counseling after Suffering from Normal Thoughts

“I’m crazy, I’m nuts. Just the way my brain works. I’m not normal.” — Justin Bieber LONDON, ONTARIO — In a highly publicized press conference yesterday, Scooter Braun, manager of Canadian teen-pop idol Justin Bieber, … Read moreJustin Bieber Seeks Counseling after Suffering from Normal Thoughts

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