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Beyonce Knowles’ small loss is village’s huge gain Megastar Beyonce Knowles stopped over in China last week after the completion of her Mrs. Carter tour in the hopes of getting some rest and relaxation. After … Read moreBeyonce Loses Nail in China, Provides for Local Family for a Year
Ben Franklin famously wrote, “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.” What would he say now? Benjamin Franklin must be turning over in his … Read moreGiving Up Liberty for a Little Safety – An Exclusive Cartoon News Report
Selfish selfies just for themselves In turbulent times, a nation must look to those things that hold steady, remain true. Like the sailor’s northern star or the farmer’s spring rain or the DPRK’s Kim Jong … Read moreNo Shutdown on Government ‘Selfies’