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Beyonce Knowles’ small loss is village’s huge gain Megastar Beyonce Knowles stopped over in China last week after the completion of her Mrs. Carter tour in the hopes of getting some rest and relaxation. After … Read moreBeyonce Loses Nail in China, Provides for Local Family for a Year
Casually reading books can lead to habitual reading, study warns. A new report was released by the Television Scientists of America last week. It shows the overlooked negative impact of reading on the fragile human … Read moreStudy: Reading Books Seriously Undermines Brain’s Ability to Enjoy TV
No thought needed to produce breaking news stories The Institute of Neurological Research, located in Berkeley California, released a shocking new report on human brain function and development yesterday. Though initially seeking to gain further … Read moreBreaking News: Research Shows Fingers All You Need to Type on Keyboard
Kim and Kanye: “At least we didn’t name it ‘North By Northwest’!” Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, forever in the public eye (somewhere between the iris and the cornea), recently announced the birth and name … Read moreKim and Kanye Name Baby ‘North West’ Because ‘Latitude’ and ‘Longitude’ Taken
It’s tough these days for American youth It’s as disturbing as it is real, which is why many are calling it really disturbing. An American youth, a young boy from a town as normal as … Read moreAmerican Youth’s Harrowing Tale: “I Was Locked in a Room and Forced to Read”
“I’m crazy, I’m nuts. Just the way my brain works. I’m not normal.” — Justin Bieber LONDON, ONTARIO — In a highly publicized press conference yesterday, Scooter Braun, manager of Canadian teen-pop idol Justin Bieber, … Read moreJustin Bieber Seeks Counseling after Suffering from Normal Thoughts
Study an attempt to understand source of popularity of Jessica Simpson and her fluctuating body weight A few dozen scientists from the Institute of Research got together last week to examine a mystery that has … Read moreScientists Study Jessica Simpson Post-Baby Fat