Lost Journal: Happy Thankslisting 2011!
By Tim Mollen Journal entry: November 27, 2011 (age 42) In honor of Thanksgiving week, this is my fifth annual reflection on the things for which we (or … Read more
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Lullaby of the Sloth Mother
By Roz Warren and Janet Golden “I hauled Lulu’s dollhouse to the car and told her I’d donate it to the Salvation Army piece by piece if she … Read more
Turkey Holocaust Day 2011
Let me be among the first 40-foot, helium-filled balloons to kick-start our national parade of giving thanks. That’s right, we’re just about to butt heads with Turkey Holocaust … Read more
Fun with the News: Demi & Ashton & More
Demi Moore announced Thursday she will divorce Ashton Kutcher, after he began cheating on her and partying all night. He really didn’t have a choice. This fall Ashton … Read more
Bank of America: Always Thinking of You
One way you can tell that a bank is in trouble is that it suddenly starts buying full-page ads in newspapers across the country that tell us what … Read more
A Nun Walks Into A Library…
The nun, a petite, grey-haired woman, came up to the circulation desk and handed me a video. It was “Streisand: The Concert.” “I have a little problem,” she … Read more
Your Call Is Not Very Important to Us
Please stay on the line. Or don’t stay on the line. We don’t care. If we cared about your call, we’d answer it. Which, to be honest, isn’t … Read more
Lost Journal: Track Season Starts off on the Wrong Foot
By Tim Mollen Journal entry: February 26, 1987 (age 17) “But I’m a captain of the track team this year!” Dr. Donovan had not expected this emotional response. … Read more
Fun with the News: Lindsay Lohan and More
The White House imposed a fifteen-cent tax on Christmas trees Tuesday to fund a PR program to push Christmas tree sales. The next day the president wisely canceled … Read more
Don’t Just Salute Veterans, Rally With Them
Here’s a surprise that the power elites really hate to see: Many members of the 1 percent are joining the “We are the 99 percent” movement in various … Read more
