Who knew Donald Trump, infamous back seat driver, always liked to be the Designated Driver?!
In fact, his now grown Driver’s Ed students want to share their love & quips for their former Instructor – otherwise known as ‘Grab-The-Wheel-Trump’!
BTW this was way before Power Steering, Seat Belts, GPS, Air Bags & Baby Seats!
MURRY: ‘Who can forget him – he was noted for screaming, “BREAK, BREAK” & then farted! I did an Impression of him at the Talent Show! Killed!
EDDIE: ‘He’s all right – he taught me how to drive with one hand on the wheel & one hand under her Blouse’!
BOB: ‘Yeah, he was fun – one day during lunch hour, he drove us to Vegas & came back with 2 Hookers & a roll of Quarters’!
SUSIE: ‘I remember he never rode in the ‘Shotgun Seat’ – he always sat right behind the driver & if we made a perfect U-Turn, he’d kiss the back of our neck’!
SHECKY: ‘Yeah, who cares if he recognized an old friend at the golf course & after he hit the ball he yelled, “Whore”!
JIMMY: ‘So what if he aced his own Driving Test in a Golf Cart & threw Tees like confefe’!
BILLY: ‘Me – I loved tinkering under the hood with Mr. T – one day he pulled out a dead cat & a Jaywalker’!
And, TONY: ‘Trump sure can pick ’em… I heard his wife said she thinks a ‘Stupid Pet Trick’ is when she’s necking in the back seat of a Volkswagen & her Garter Belt get stuck in the gear shift’!
Thank you & don’t forget to tip your Waitress!