Russia/U.S. Adjacent — A New Map is Born!

What is Russia’s real end game with America?

Russia

Or, let me put it this way — The Russians are coming!  The Russians are coming!

What’s Russia’s real end game with America — a domination-invasion land grab & as a bargaining chip — give back Rhode Island?

No matter what their ultimate goal — here’s the much sought after transcript from the “Al Gorithms Troll Farm” in St. Petersburg.

Two Russian cyber trolls spend a Sunday afternoon over a hot bowl of borscht as a new world map is being configured.

IGOR

I’ll take Oklahoma.

BORIS

You fool — its shape is laughable.

IGOR

Corn is as high as an elephant’s eye.

BORIS

That’s all you know — Broadway musicals … New York is no Kiev.

IGOR

‘The Bronx is up & the Battery’s down’!

BORIS

Give me a break — you can’t even spell Oklahoma.

IGOR

O.K.L.A.H.O.M.A — Oklahoma!

BORIS

Pass the Babka.

IGOR

Food, glorious Food!

BORIS

Stop that!  Didn’t you do that ‘Hillary had Parkinsons’ thingy?

IGOR

Proud of that one — which was yours?

BORIS

‘Hillary murdered Vince Foster’, remember?

IGOR

Well, I got extra ruble because later she fell over.

BORIS

Too bad we had nothing to do with Trump shoving that Montenegro guy at the Summit — it was on tape, so he owns it!

IGOR

I got the J.A.R.E.D. Project!

BORIS

What’s that?

IGOR

Just A Rich Educated Dupe!

BORIS

Yeah, and so pliable — we just reeled him in.  I’m bored.  You got odds on who’s gonna rat out Trump first?

IGOR

My rubles on Kellyanne Conway — he wants to fire her for clerical reasons — she can only lie 60 words a minute!

BORIS

Where’d you get that one — around the Vodka Cooler?  We interfere in the next election in the world — but where?

IGOR

Don’t cry for me Argentina!

BORIS

Somebody please!  Transfer me to Siberia…I wanna wash that troll right outta my hair!

IGOR

Are you finished?

BORIS

No, not nyet!  Is the Vneshecombank open after 2?

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Marilyn Sands

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