Smitten, Trump Hires Kanye at Lunch

Trump wants Kanye in his cabinet

…& for possible dinner & dancing.

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After a picnic lunch date for two in the Oval, President Trump was so impressed with Kanye West’s breathless oratory he offered him Nikki Haley‘s job as United Nations Ambassador – but wouldn’t sell him an apartment in Trump Tower!

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Kanye says, “I’ll take it”!

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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. A Contributor to "Humor Times Magazine" while pitching her 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play about the 1st Off-Line Dating Site, 'Eden' where Adam & Eve get busy! Proud to announce her new book, "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines can be purchased now in Paperback & very soon as an ebook on amazon.com/dp/1733487409 It's for anyone who's ever been Single! And, she says, "If this piece of literature happens to turn up in your John as Toilet Humor - so be it. Who am I kidding - with a Title like I have - I wouldn't be surprised"!