Smitten, Trump Hires Kanye at Lunch

Trump wants Kanye in his cabinet

…& for possible dinner & dancing.

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After a picnic lunch date for two in the Oval, President Trump was so impressed with Kanye West’s breathless oratory he offered him Nikki Haley‘s job as United Nations Ambassador – but wouldn’t sell him an apartment in Trump Tower!

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Kanye says, “I’ll take it”!

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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic who started out in the DC/MD/VA area, moved to the Bay Area in Northern California and now resides in L.A. She has sold jokes to Joan Rivers, lesser lights and gag magazines, and is a screenwriter, playwright and author of non-fiction.
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