Here, I’ll help you out with the first few: Read ‘Trump is to being President as…’ and then finish the sentence with any of the phrases that are listed below. Don’t worry, it’s easy!
french fries are to being a gourmet meal.
the Edsel is to being a Grand Prix winner.
boxing is to being a Sunday church event.
syphilis is to being a factor in a date’s attractiveness.
(OK, you should have the gist of it now. You are on your own from here on.)
leprosy is to improving your social life.
a Marine haircut on a super model.
drug addiction is to helping you reach your goal of sainthood.
falling down a flight of stairs is to helping your dancing career.
castor oil for making a dressing for the salad bar.
a unicycle in the Tour de France.
poison ivy for a floral display.
a lead fuselage for a helicopter.
Dick Cheney to being made head of Amnesty International.
a porcupine in an airbag factory.
a bikini on a walrus.
a fish is to winning a running marathon.
a landmine to a rugby game.
an elephant to a china shop (yes, there is a double meaning here).
poison oak to a nudist colony.
(Hang in there. It is almost done!)
having a rectum to a paramecium.
a condom collection to the Franciscans.
a pea shooter at a NRA convention.
a warthog is to a cosmetic line.
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