Me vs Andy Borowitz: A Satire Showdown

Gonna grab my spit bucket & let’s rumble, Mr Andy Borowitz…

I’m mad as hell & not gonna take it anymore & now I say, 

‘Game is on’!

For the longest time, I’ve been watching The New Yorker Magazine’s Andy Borowitz take the entire Satire market & pirate every eyeball over to his domain & it’s not fair!

Oh sure, he’s funny & has a following – but give a buxom old broad a stab at it before she tilts!  

No, I don’t mind being older – what bothers me is I can’t nurse anymore – cause now I give butter!

 On the CBS Sunday Morning Show, Andy was called, ‘One of the funniest people in America’.

was called the funniest person in my Cul de Sac!

Okay, there is the age difference…Andy was born in 1958…

got my first Hickey in ’58!

Andy was inducted into the prestigious New York’s Friar’s Club…

usually get the 24 Piece Bucket!

Andy wrote for the lofty Harvard’s Lampoon, ‘Hasty Pudding’…

Once, I made Chocolate Pudding with nuts!

Andy wrote his autobiography, “An Unexpected Twist”…

choked on a Pretzel once & was put next to ‘Sex Accidents in the ER’!

TV Critic, Tom Shales called Andy, ‘One of the wittiest Web Wags’…

I pitched my Screenplay to my dog & he gave me 2 wags!

I know, I know…

Andy got an NAACP Award for writing the sit-com, “The Fresh Prince of Bel Air”…

On ‘Visiting Day’ – I got some fresh air at Belle-vue!

There’s a Joke in there somewhere!

Andy wrote the New Yorker Magazine essay, “Poll: Trump Accomplished Little in Final Year as President“…

I wrote, Take a Gander at this Lame Duck“!

And finally – and not a moment too soon…

Andy performed Stand-Up at “Caroline’s on Broadway”…

When need cash…

I’m ‘CAROLINE’ lookin’ for-a-party on Times Square!

Oww – I told you I was a Bleeder!

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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker starting out in hometown D.C. then San Francisco competing at the famed "Punch Line" Comedy Club. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. A Contributor to "Humor Times Magazine" while pitching her 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play about the 1st Off-Line Dating Site, 'Eden' where Adam & Eve get busy! Proud to announce her new book is now published in Paperback & ebook: "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines & can be purchased on Amazon.com. This book isn't for just 'The Walking Wounded' but for anyone who's ever been Single!
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