Mueller III has his Barr – Mueller the 1st had a Town Crier… aka ‘The Fixer’
Not too many people know that President George Washington was brought up on charges retroactively for chopping down the Cherry Tree as a youth – but I just happened to find the Report – well, sort of a summation:
10. THE TREE WAS GOING TO DIE ANYWAY!
9. Pfft – EVER HEAR OF ‘CHERRY ELM DISEASE’?
8. GEORGE SAID HE MAY NEED IT FOR TEETH SOME DAY!
7. C’mon, his Mother egged him on – SOMETHING ABOUT ‘ONE MORE FRIGIN’ PIE’!
6. Deny her dying wish? A CHERRY WOOD COFFEE TABLE!
5. What would you do – HIS FATHER SAID, ‘BRING ME A SWITCH’!
4. There was no collusion – HIS WUSSY NEIGHBOR-FRIEND BACKED OUT!
3. He couldn’t have done it – HE HAD TENNIS ELBOW!
2. WOULD YOU BELIEVE PTSD?
And, the #1 Excuse George Washington’s Attorney General gave the Town Crier…
YOU’RE BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE – HIS AX WAS AT THE CLEANERS!
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