The Smoking Gun: Duh… The Pee-Pee Tapes!

This writer took it upon herself to go get the “pee-pee tapes” to help Pelosi finally get moving.

Smoking Gun Pee-Pee Tapes

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi’s quest to wait for an ‘Ironclad’ Impeachment made me take action to get me ‘a Get’!

I don’t know about you; but I can’t stand it any longer!

Yeah, Nancy’s waiting for all the evidence to be ironclad!  Wake me when it’s over, right?

So, I took it into my own hands to find the smoking gun & booked a flight to Moscow, and now I’m back. 

I’m happy to say, I spoke to Pee 1 & Pee 2 from the pee-pee tapes!

Yes, I found them; but they weren’t together.

And, they both concur; there were only 2 Pee-ers!  That’s why I’m back so soon.

One was a salesgirl in GUM’s Shopping Mall – selling Spanx.  Not underwear – but a paddle, if you catch your mate putting O.J. in their Wodka!  A no-no!

Smoking Gun Pee-Pee Tapes

The other I found at the train station announcing that

‘Russia is Full’!

Smoking Gun Pee-Pee Tapes

They told me – at the hotel; ‘Golden Showers’ is a menu option & comes with the Borscht.

“Don’t even remember much about Mr. Trump except he did wear a yellow Slicker & said, ‘You can keep the Borscht”!

But, what really perked up my ears; was when Olga winked & said,

‘That’s not the only tape’!


For one – Trump was seen lurking in the dressing rooms when he crowned the Miss Siberia Ho Pageant!

And, before he flew back to America – he competed in a


And, they’re still cleaning chocolate off the Banisters!

Then, I told the Speaker all the rest & you’re gonna laugh.  

The ball’s in your court, Nancy & remember, follow…the Chocolate! 

Smoking Gun Pee-Pee Tapes