This writer took it upon herself to go get the “pee-pee tapes” to help Pelosi finally get moving.
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi’s quest to wait for an ‘Ironclad’ Impeachment made me take action to get me ‘a Get’!
I don’t know about you; but I can’t stand it any longer!
Yeah, Nancy’s waiting for all the evidence to be ironclad! Wake me when it’s over, right?
So, I took it into my own hands to find the smoking gun & booked a flight to Moscow, and now I’m back.
I’m happy to say, I spoke to Pee 1 & Pee 2 from the pee-pee tapes!
Yes, I found them; but they weren’t together.
And, they both concur; there were only 2 Pee-ers! That’s why I’m back so soon.
One was a salesgirl in GUM’s Shopping Mall – selling Spanx. Not underwear – but a paddle, if you catch your mate putting O.J. in their Wodka! A no-no!
The other I found at the train station announcing that
‘Russia is Full’!
They told me – at the hotel; ‘Golden Showers’ is a menu option & comes with the Borscht.
“Don’t even remember much about Mr. Trump except he did wear a yellow Slicker & said, ‘You can keep the Borscht”!
But, what really perked up my ears; was when Olga winked & said,
‘That’s not the only tape’!
For one – Trump was seen lurking in the dressing rooms when he crowned the Miss Siberia Ho Pageant!
And, before he flew back to America – he competed in a
‘NUDE ALL YOU CAN EAT BLINI’ Contest!
And, they’re still cleaning chocolate off the Banisters!
Then, I told the Speaker all the rest & you’re gonna laugh.
The ball’s in your court, Nancy & remember, follow…the Chocolate!