Q: How do you eat a corn dog in Iowa without it being on the cover of ‘Whips & Chains’?
Starting with George Washington – yes, you can go get a sandwich.
But, it’s not necessary, his campaign was so short – they just announced, ‘You’re it’!
Not because he didn’t deserve to be vetted; but because back then they died young & times a wastin’!
Campaigning in Canada – it’s 5 weeks.
In France – 3 months.
Australia – 6 weeks.
Brussels has an even quicker turnover beating them all…’Well, tomorrow, if you can make it’!
The length of John Kennedy’s campaign was a short 10 months – where the most outrageous insult was the other guy needed a shave. Oh yeah & that ‘Catholic’ thing.
So, we’ve had a Black, a Woman, a Gay, a Jew & okay, Marianne Williamson – come up to the plate!
Personally, I’m waiting for an American Indian to throw in his Tomahawk; and can’t wait to hear his ‘back story’!
But, now since Trump’s first campaign; everything’s fair game – your Genitals have to campaign with you; like a Sidekick!
Thank G-d a Ruler only goes up to 12 inches! ha ha
What really happened on the 2016 campaign trail & will happen again this time is ‘Negative Sound Bites’ ad nauseum.
I say we better get something for the nauseum & it’s legal now in California where they even deliver!
I don’t want to brag; but I buy the Cheetos & Fritos without a prescription because I know people.
As far as ‘spilling the beans’ on your opponent goes – it’s the ‘ol history repeating itself’ deal…
…rumor has it that one sultry night when Martha Vernon Washington retired for the evening – her Granny nightgown had one button unbuttoned!
And, that is how Mount Vernon got its name!
There’s a joke in there somewhere!
Give me a break – I’ve never been to Electoral College!
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