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Report: President Trump Offered to Buy Greenland for ‘One Million Dollars!’

White House insider says Trump got the idea to buy Greenland for ‘one million dollars’ after binge-watching Austin Powers trilogy on Netflix.

A report released Friday by the Treasury Department sheds new light on that whole buying Greenland thing floated by President Trump a few months ago.

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The report cites an anonymous White House source who said President Trump suggested buying Greenland for “One Million Dollars!” after binge-watching the ‘Austin Powers’ trilogy on Netflix.

“Austin Powers is really funny. Just so very funny. That Mike Meyers is a great American, he’s truly the best actor ever,” the President was overheard saying in the wee hours of the morning.

The report shows that there are big disagreements and infighting within the walls of the White House. “All he does is lay around all night watching sports and silly shows, eating popcorn and ice cream. And he’s always staring at his phone.  Who is so important on Twitter? He needs to come to bed. I have needs too,” the anonymous source stated.

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Jason Stapelmann is a writer and former radio host from Madison, WI. He is happily married with four kids. Yes that’s right, four kids!
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