Top 10 Trump Ailments: Calling in Sick

Calling in Sick

Couldn’t be McDonald’s, Burger King or Kentucky Fried Chicken – our 45th President worries us sick…

Having a little ‘Impeachment Jitters’ – Donald Trump secretly ran to Walter Reed Hospital recently for Tests unknown! 

But, everybody wonders why – can you guess what he really was calling in sick for? 

10.  INABILITY TO FART!

9.  HAD A HANGNAIL!

8.  HOOF, Twitter Finger & MOUTH DISEASE!

7.   VP PENCE SAID, ‘YOU DON’T LOOK GOOD’!

6.   FORTUNE COOKIE SAID, ‘LAY LOW’!

5.   ACHILLES HEEL & BONE SPUR SPARRED!

4.   KIM JONG UN THREATENED TO GIVE HIM ASIAN FLU!

3.   TESTOSTERONE LEVEL PETERED OUT!

2.    FOUND TRACES OF AGENT ORANGE!

And #1…

     After that Ukraine Broad testified…

UNWITTINGLY STABBED HIMSELF IN THE AORTA!

Calling in Sick

 

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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. A Contributor to "Humor Times Magazine" while pitching her 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play about the 1st Off-Line Dating Site, 'Eden' where Adam & Eve get busy! Proud to announce her new book, "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines can be purchased now in Paperback & ebook on amazon.com/dp/1733487409 It's for anyone who's ever been Single! And, she says, "If this piece of literature happens to turn up in your John as Toilet Humor - so be it. Who am I kidding - with a Title like I have - I wouldn't be surprised"!
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