Couldn’t be McDonald’s, Burger King or Kentucky Fried Chicken – our 45th President worries us sick…
Having a little ‘Impeachment Jitters’ – Donald Trump secretly ran to Walter Reed Hospital recently for Tests unknown!
But, everybody wonders why – can you guess what he really was calling in sick for?
10. INABILITY TO FART!
9. HAD A HANGNAIL!
8. HOOF, Twitter Finger & MOUTH DISEASE!
7. VP PENCE SAID, ‘YOU DON’T LOOK GOOD’!
6. FORTUNE COOKIE SAID, ‘LAY LOW’!
5. ACHILLES HEEL & BONE SPUR SPARRED!
4. KIM JONG UN THREATENED TO GIVE HIM ASIAN FLU!
3. TESTOSTERONE LEVEL PETERED OUT!
2. FOUND TRACES OF AGENT ORANGE!
After that Ukraine Broad testified…
UNWITTINGLY STABBED HIMSELF IN THE AORTA!