Top 10 Trump Ailments: Calling in Sick

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Calling in Sick

Couldn’t be McDonald’s, Burger King or Kentucky Fried Chicken – our 45th President worries us sick…

Having a little ‘Impeachment Jitters’ – Donald Trump secretly ran to Walter Reed Hospital recently for Tests unknown! 

But, everybody wonders why – can you guess what he really was calling in sick for? 

10.  INABILITY TO FART!

9.  HAD A HANGNAIL!

8.  HOOF, Twitter Finger & MOUTH DISEASE!

7.   VP PENCE SAID, ‘YOU DON’T LOOK GOOD’!

6.   FORTUNE COOKIE SAID, ‘LAY LOW’!

5.   ACHILLES HEEL & BONE SPUR SPARRED!

4.   KIM JONG UN THREATENED TO GIVE HIM ASIAN FLU!

3.   TESTOSTERONE LEVEL PETERED OUT!

2.    FOUND TRACES OF AGENT ORANGE!

And #1…

     After that Ukraine Broad testified…

UNWITTINGLY STABBED HIMSELF IN THE AORTA!

Calling in Sick

 

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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands

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