You’ve heard of the ancient eruption burying Pompeii. It seems that these are “The Last Days of Pompeo!”
In the year AD 79, Mount Vesuvius erupted in fine-grained volcanic ash & buried Pompeii – but one guy got out & told his story…
TODAY – Secretary of State Mike Pompeo doesn’t want it to look like he’s jumping ship – but, it does look like he already ordered a Wet Suit!
Yes, even though Mr. P has skirted the issue from time to time; it seems these are indeed The Last Days of Pompeo!
With Trump’s Impeachment done & done & his Trial a gleam in Nancy Pelosi’s eye; there’s seismic activity in Pompeo’s Day Planner & the makings of the smoothest exit so far!
‘A 2020 Senate Seat in far-off Kansas is a good hide-away for a start’ he mused on Fox News.
‘Subpoena deadlines could never backfire if the Corn stays as high as an elephant’s eye’!
‘Hide? With your girth – don’t you think you’re an easy target’? Chris Wallace asked snarkily.
‘It’s a bullet proof vest! But yes, I do love to eat – countries would be offended if I didn’t eat’!
‘My loyalty for Trump works up to a point’ explained Mike to his Mrs. at home.
‘Moving again‘? She whined.
‘It’ll blow over, you’ll see – you don’t want to visit me & Michael Cohen, do you’?
‘Are you sure you covered yourself’?
‘Honey, I was 1st in my class at West Point – I have a Golden Ticket’!
‘Oh yeah – well, you didn’t take the Trash out yet’!
‘But, you’re so good at it’!
‘No, I can’t leave Melania alone here for the fall’, she pleaded.
‘She’ll be just fine, dear – I heard the Witness Protection Program has a Gucci Store’!
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