Demented Voters See Trump as One of Them - Lesley Leben, Humor Times

A recent poll found that Trump had an 18-point advantage over Joe Biden within the demented voters demographic.

“Having Dementia doesn’t mean you can’t vote,” said Kristina Anderson, whose father is in the late stage of the disease. A recent poll of demented voters found that Trump had an 18-point advantage over Joe Biden. Asked what appealed to them about Trump, these individuals cited his relatability.

“We’re seeing that these voters feel a comradery with the President. He really gets them,” a source close to the Trump campaign said.

“In Trump, my dad recognizes someone who gets flustered when asked questions, a man who looks disoriented, someone prone to outbursts. It’s all very familiar to Dad,” Ms. Anderson said.

The Trump campaign put out this statement: “We’re now focusing our efforts on impaired voters. We’ll be going to nursing homes, assisted living facilities, and stroke units across the country. We feel we can benefit from a population that has forgotten about the pandemic.”

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Lesley Leben

Lesley Green Leben is a humorist and writer. She holds an MFA in Creative Writing and Literature from Stony Brook University. Her articles have been published by Dan’s Paper and numerous online websites such as More, Grand Piano Passion and Medium. She enjoys playing the flute, writing and all forms of procrastination.