A 4-year search for the most requested recipe for flipping this bird is now revealed for your satirical pleasure:
LAME DUCK a L’ORANGE
1 LAME DUCK
Suggested Stuffing Ingredients:
JELLIED MOOSE NOSE
COD’S SPERM SAC
BULL TESTICLES (s) You can’t just eat one!
MY MEATLOAF (46 relatives can’t be wrong)
SCOTCH BONNET PEPPERS
ORANGE FOOD COLORING
Or opt for my favorite…
TURDUCKEN: Chicken stuffed into a Duck – otherwise known as FU!
Bury it in the White House Rose Garden in Clay Pot – open in 150 years!