A 4-year search for the most requested recipe for flipping this bird is now revealed for your satirical pleasure:
LAME DUCK a L’ORANGE
1 LAME DUCK
Suggested Stuffing Ingredients:
COWPATTY
RATTLESNAKE
PUFFERFISH (Fugu)
JELLIED MOOSE NOSE
COD’S SPERM SAC
TUNA EYEBALLS
MAGGOT CHEESE
PICKLED PECKERS
BULL TESTICLES (s) You can’t just eat one!
MY MEATLOAF (46 relatives can’t be wrong)
Glaze:
OKRA SLIME
BITTER LEMON
SOUR CREAM
HORSERADISH
SCOTCH BONNET PEPPERS
BAT PASTE
ORANGE FOOD COLORING
Or opt for my favorite…
TURDUCKEN: Chicken stuffed into a Duck – otherwise known as FU!
Bury it in the White House Rose Garden in Clay Pot – open in 150 years!
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha
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