Lost Journal: The Halloween Costume Piece Accords of 1973

Tim Mollen

Journal entry: October 31, 1973 (age 4) – Halloween Costume Accords As I admired my new Halloween costume in the mirror, I said, “Ri ruv Ralloreen.” To play Scooby-Doo, you have to match his speech impediment. … Read moreLost Journal: The Halloween Costume Piece Accords of 1973

Lost Journal: A Pointless Bit of Yard Work Spawns Two Backyard Becketts

Tim Mollen

Journal entry: September 10, 1988 (age 19) – Yard Work During 13 years in the Catholic School system, I got used to having days off on and around the major Christian holidays. Now that I … Read moreLost Journal: A Pointless Bit of Yard Work Spawns Two Backyard Becketts

Lost Journal: A Chance to Join the Boys of Summer

Tim Mollen

Journal entry: July 3, 1977 (age 8) – Boys of Summer For an 8-year-old, there is grave fear attached to some states of being, such as “separated from parents at an airport” or “on fire.” … Read moreLost Journal: A Chance to Join the Boys of Summer

Lost Journal: Blood is not Thicker than the Water on the Back Nine

Tim Mollen

Journal entry: September 18, 1999 (age 30) – Back Nine The family that golfs together…shops for knickers together?  I don’t really know how to finish that sentence, because I don’t know what the family that … Read moreLost Journal: Blood is not Thicker than the Water on the Back Nine

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