New Poll of Lonely Shut-ins with Landlines Who Answer Phones Shows Trump with Slight Lead

New Poll of Lonely Shut-ins with Landlines Who Answer Phones Shows Trump with Slight Lead
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Polls consistently show slight lead for former prez: “We love those patriots who still use landlines, don’t we?” said Trump. A new poll from Ipsos Facto Reuters shows … Read more

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