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Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/17/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Betty White Forever Stamp, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; … Read more
Condom Maker Elon Musk Vows to Slash Social Security ‘to the Bone’
Elon Musk appears on Fox Business News to discuss his ideas to slash Social Security “to the bone.” Billionaire entrepreneur and Trump sugar daddy Elon Musk appeared Monday … Read more
World Rejoices as Elon Musk Fires Two Men Who Created Government Red Tape
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Fired: the two most universally reviled government employees, who created and have maintained red tape for decades. According to SNN DOGE reporter … Read more
Hey, Democrats: To Defeat Trump Autocracy – Get Out of Washington
The usual partisan name-calling and parliamentary nitpicking won’t do to defeat the Trump autocracy. Last week, the Democratic Party’s top congressional leaders finally took a bold stand against … Read more
