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President Biden Dispatches Chuck Norris, Sylvester Stallone to Afghanistan
Biden sent Chuck Norris and Sylvester Stallone to Afghanistan to finish the evacuation, saying they alone can get the job done. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Totally … Read more
Repair Your Own Products? Corporations Say No!
After several thousand years of freedom to repair what you own, suddenly purchase agreements say no. It’s pretty widely agreed that America’s economic and political systems are not … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/25/21
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Larry David, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more
