Climate change: Let God handle it!
Arrogance & Presumption!
By trying to overwhelm the mighty forces of nature, you are giving glory to creations of God, mere mortal flesh; and not the Creator himself.
Stop playing God!
You’re down there and we… er, he… is up there!
Intelligently Designed, Designed to Be Intelligent!
If God meant us to reduce our carbon output, he would have put filter funnels in our asses.
I’ll Bring the Popcorn!
The Apocalypse is happening soon; it would be really disappointing if The Lord God Almighty came back and the world was just ‘mildly disturbed.’ Clearly, we have to make the world as messed up as possible, otherwise what’s the point?
Anyway, the Book of Revelation says that people were burned by the heat and cursed God for the wrath. And because I’m God’s real favorite, I know more than you, I know exactly what that means, how it should happen, and most importantly of all…
What I’m gonna do about it!
So show some damn humility for once in your life!
Quotes, or it Didn’t Happen!
Human beings were told to be stewards of the Earth; it doesn’t say anything about trying to “stop global warming.” If God wanted us to stop climate change, he would have said so, clearly and specifically, in the original King James English spoke by Jesus Christ himself!
Old Chestnut I
Old Chestnut II
God put the carbon in the atmosphere to test our faith.