Of course Putin’s still listening!
You never know who’s got Putin’s ear… but with Trump’s loose lips, the transmissions are loud & clear.
As angry as we are with Trump, our not-so covert operator; with this list – we just have to play along!
“I’m fine here – well, holding my own until Melania came in! ha ha
C’mon Vlad! Is this on”?
“About that pre-order – I think I’d like to have it now. Free Shipping, right? Send it to Mar-a-Lago – not the White House – they’re a little suspicious lately.”
“If you’re not busy – here’s my ’10 Items or Less’ Order”!
10. 2 TINS OF BELUGA CAVIAR! Eric counts the fish eggs & then puts them on his Big Mac!
9. A DOZEN BLINI! Stephen Miller’s Wedding Gift & throw in your best *Manure!
*Ignore this one, Vlad; I think a Dem ‘Post-Noted’ this one in!
8. BOOK DONALD JR. 2 Tickets on the Vulva River Cruise!
7. A BABUSKA! Mitch McConnell wants to hide out in Iowa – he has a Waiting Cow-a-Milking!
6. 100 GALLONS OF WODKA! It’s for Bill Barr – he suddenly developed a Bathtub Fetish!
5. SHARPIES! What can I say, I doodle – I ran out filling-in St. Petersburg & Siberia!
4. A BORSCHT COOKBOOK! What a Trouper – Melania always looks 4 years ahead!
3. Bagful of MOSCOW McDONALDS! I can’t trust them over here – Jose is a Never-Trumper & the Fry Count is way off!
2. Okay, one of those freakin’ RUSSIAN NESTING DOLLS! I want to play ‘3 Doll Monte’ with Barron to show him how to juggle Dictators!
Oh, & #1. Do you still have the PHONE NUMBERS for Olga & Urina?