The 2012 Political Animal Awards
It’s awards season and this writer can’t resist piling on By Will Durst Don’t mean to overreact and risk boosting everybody’s blood pressure higher than opening offers on … Read more
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An Out of (Birth) Control Sex Scandal
Santorum: ‘I only put on a condom once, to see what it was like, but never used it’ The tumultuous Republican presidential contest took another strange turn, with … Read more
Periodic Table of Schmucks
By Roz Warren Bd “Brooding Dude” “You’re the only one who can truly understand me. Don’t enjoy the party! Spend all evening trying to coax me out of … Read more
Lost Journal: Dad’s Dating Advice Has a Ring of Truth to It
By Tim Mollen Journal entry: December 7, 1996 (age 27) My dad has always provided pretty solid advice regarding dating. There was the “For God’s sake, put on … Read more
Argus Has Fun with the News: Washington & More
The New York Giants enjoyed a huge ticker tape parade down Wall Street Tuesday. Actually there’s no such thing as ticker tape anymore. The brokers save all the … Read more
The Campaign for President (Of The Universe)
God seen as complacent — time for a replacement? An Op-Ed from Ben Krull God has been in office too long and His complacency shows. His administration is … Read more
What’s in Your iPhone?
Early last year, during an intimate chat and chew dinner with some Silicon Valley high-tech barons, President Barack Obama posed a question to Steve Jobs, baron of the … Read more
Fun with the News: JFK Affair & More
Jack Kennedy’s former intern Mimi Alford was interviewed on NBC News about their affair Monday. He took her virginity in the White House. Today it would be called … Read more
Tone-Deaf Tin-Eared Borg
By Will Durst There’s something about Mitt. And whatever it is, a few folks are definitely allergic. Maybe they sense he has the same connection to humanity that … Read more
The U.S. Constitution: That’s So 225 Years Ago!
By Danny Tyree According to a new study to be published in the prestigious “New York University Law Review,” the 21st century has seen an alarming drop in … Read more
