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[Disclaimer: This article is satire, or what we used to call "fake news" before actual fake news started poisoning the political discourse!]

The Man Who Would Defeat ISIS Demands Apology from Grannie Ginsberg

Jul 142016
 By , July 14, 2016

Trump has demanded an apology from little ol’ Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg.

NEW YORK — Donald Trump, who has publicly declared that he will single-handledly wipe out the world’s most deadly terrorist force, today demanded that Ruth Bader Ginsberg, an elderly grandmother of four, apologize for calling him a “faker.”

Donald Trump, Ruth Bader Ginsberg“Is Ruth Bader Ginsberg [a frail, 84-year-old woman who spends her free time knitting and listening to opera] going to apologize to me for her misconduct?” Trump asked in a Tweet sent out yesterday.

Trump, who has stated that he and he alone will defeat ISIS by torturing, maiming and murdering their families, spent most of yesterday holed up in his Trump Tower residence on his Twitter account berating the 5’1” octogenarian for also saying, “he really has an ego.”

At press time Mr. Trump, who has likewise pledged to bring both Vladamir Putin and China to heel, was attacking a second grandmother on Twitter for pointing out actual things he has said in the past.

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J Crock is a veteran newsman with over 50 years experience who doesn't understand why his serious attempts at reporting the news keep winding up on the comedy section of this publication. He spends his days imploring the editors to cease making a mockery of his craft, his nights filled with rage and one day very soon, he will have his revenge. Oh, yes… he'll have his revenge.

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