From ‘Fire’ to ‘Condoms’ – what do you think people did before Inventions / Discoveries we take for granted?
Take this Multiple Choice Quiz where you decide what people did before these Inventions. Remember, no wagering!
Before ANESTHESIA (1844)
- A BULLET BETWEEN THE TEETH
- TICKLING
- A HAMMER
Before FIRE (470 Million years ago)
- FROZEN TV DINNERS
- BUCKET OF CORN KERNALS AT THE MOVIES
- ‘PUT ANOTHER BEEF JERKY ON THE BARBIE’
Before A SUNDIAL (1,500 BCE)
- FORGOT UMBRELLA
- SNOW AT BEACH
- DAMN – WORE LOINCLOTH TO BLACK TIE EVENT
Before A MIRROR (1835)
- USED A TOASTER
- USED A PUDDLE
- HIRED A COURTROOM ARTIST
Before ‘COLOR MY GREY’ HAIR DYE (1907)
- SHOE SHINE POLISH
- A HAT
- SUICIDE
Before DNA FINGERPRINTING (1984)
- SILLY PUTTY
- CHOCOLATE PUDDING
- GOT AWAY WITH MURDER!
Before THE STAPLER (1841)
- MARQUIS DE SADE PITCHED AN IDEA
- WAITED FOR ‘THE PAPER CLIP’
- THE CHATTERING TEETH PROTOTYPE WAS MADDENING!
Before THE RUBBER BAND (1845)
- SLINGSHOT
- GRANDMA’S SPANX
- LEFTOVER VERIZON CABLE WIRE
Before THE PAPER CLIP (1867)
- They screamed: “SOMEBODY’S GONNA PUT AN EYE OUT WITH THAT RUBBER BAND”!
- They said, WHO NEEDS IT! ‘A MESSY DESK MEANS… yada, yada, yada’!
- THEY’D DREAM OF SOME NOOKIE AFTER BRAGGING THEY INVENTED IT
Before THE SAFETY PIN (1849)
- A LOT OF CLUTCHING
- MOONING
- ‘MY EYES ARE UP HERE’ STARTED
Before THE 1st MATCH (1660)
- STRIKE THAT TOOTHPICK, WILL YA!
- RUB 2 BOY SCOUTS TOGETHER
- WAIT FOR 2 SQUIRRELS TO HAVE SEX & WATCH OUT -FIREWORKS!
I’m sorry – this is after!
Before THE LIGHT BULB (1879)
- GOT A MATCH!
- OPEN THE DRAPES, YOU DUMMY!
- WHO NEEDS ANYTHING MORE – IT’S ROMANTIC!
And, before THE 1st CONDOM (The Date, who knows)
But, I heard there was a short lapse after ADAM’S Poison Ivy Leaf Debacle! You decide!
- ‘CONDOM HIEROGLYPHICS’ WERE DRAWN ON WALL TO TEST INTEREST.
- JERSEY TOMATOES WERE THROWN AT WALL & SHECKY, WAS COMMISSIONED TO DRAW ‘THE PILL’!
- NOBODY WON AT ‘PICTIONARY’, SO BEFORE CONDOMS – THEY USED ALUMINUM FOIL (okay, sparks – but very entertaining!)
Sorry, no pics!
How’d you do?
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