Trump: Pave Over the Rose Garden - Marilyn Sands, Humor Times

Trump got a deal on cement & can’t wait to pave over the Rose Garden, thus covering up & deep-sixing all sins!

Top 10 Reasons Why Trump Suddenly Wants to Pave Over the Rose Garden:

10. Because he knows a guy!

In fact, he knows 3… Tony, Carmine & Pasquale!

9. He likes to take ‘Insomnia Walks’ at 3 AM!

8. The perfect place for ‘The Epstein Files”!

7. He wants to play ‘Hopscotch’!

6. He’s allergic to everything Green except Money!

5. His Gardener Jose, promised to teach him The Salsa there!

4. It’s the Foundation for his Merch Store: ‘The $1,000,000,000 or less Store’!

3. Infamous Roy Cohn said to, that’s why!

2. Well, Melania’s furious – he wants to name a rose after him not her!

And #1 Reason Trump’s cementing over the White House Rose Garden…

He’s finally going to own an Indian Casino & asked FBI’s Kash Patel to run it!

How!

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Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha