AfD, Reopen Auschwitz: Trump - Michael Perlman, Humor Times

By Michael Perlman

The president appeals to the leaders of the German AfD party, asking them to reopen the WWII concentration camp at Auschwitz.

One day after announcing his intention to reopen Alcatraz, President Trump appealed to the leaders of the German AfD party to facilitate the reopening of the WWII concentration camp at Auschwitz.

AfD Auschwitz — Auschwitz I. Photo: Nelson Pérez, CC BY-SA 3.0.

“We need more places to send our most ruthless and violent offenders, like lawyers, professors, and radicalized judges,” said Trump. “And just think – Auschwitz will be the perfect place for all those antisemitic student protesters – so ironic! And we’ll give Germany a great deal to take them, like we do with El Salvador.”

The President continued, “Auschwitz has a lot of qualities that are interesting – it’s horrible and beautiful and strong and miserable. We’ll even send Elon over there to direct the rebuilding – he’s a very big supporter of yours. I bet he’ll even be able to turn a profit – those big ovens can be turned into a beautiful bakery, you know, for really great pumpernickel and lots more.

“And Auschwitz is only the start – Buchenwald and Treblinka are next on my list, and there are so many more. This will be so horrible and beautiful you won’t believe it, and really really strong and miserable.”

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