On Hannity, Giuliani Takes the Cannoli

On Hannity, Giuliani Takes the Cannoli

A hotel telemarketer catches ‘Chief Loose-Lips-Much-Teeth’ in another weak moment.

After a special appearance on Sean Hannity’s Cable TV Show, Rudy Giuliani & his wife enjoy a quiet evening at home when the telephone rings.

Rudy runs to the phone on the kitchen table.

RUDY

Got it, honey.

RUDY

Yes, we stayed there once – good Gravy!

RUDY

Hey, we’d love to go again with a discount, of course.

RUDY

My Password – sure.  ‘Bamboozled’.

RUDY

You’re welcome.

RUDY

Social?  331-31-3331

RUDY

You’re Italian too – Goomba, right?

‘Leave the gun, take the Cannoli’…ha ha

I love that line.

MRS. GIULIANI

Not again, Rudy!

RUDY

My Mother’s Maiden name?  Petrucci.  Two c’s.

RUDY

You saw me on TV today – yeah, they make you feel right at home on Fox News.  I didn’t even have to prepare.

RUDY

What?  Oh, he pops a Propecia twice a day, why?

RUDY

So, we’re all set up to get that big discount?

RUDY

Hello?  Hello?  Honey, he hung up before I gave him my 1st Dog’s name!

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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic who started out in the DC/MD/VA area, moved to the Bay Area in Northern California and now resides in L.A. She has sold jokes to Joan Rivers, lesser lights and gag magazines, and is a screenwriter, playwright and author of non-fiction.
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