The 25th Amendment is still an option & here’s how…
Trump’s defensive fight or flight antics lately would make even Stonewall Jackson rollover in his grave – but you can be sure, behind the scenes they’re whispering: WHAT IF…
10. SLEEPWALKING ON PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, TRUMP WAS FOUND LOOKING FOR PIZZA WITH 5 TOPPINGS!
9. TRUMP SELLS JUDGE KAVANAUGH HIS LINE…”I, with my unmatched wisdom,” for 50 bucks!
8. TRUMP ASKS STORMY DANIELS FOR A DO-OVER!
7. TRUMP LOSES THE CODE FOR THE NUCLEAR BUTTON & HIS PASSWORD FOR HIS TINDER ACCOUNT!
6. WHEN THINGS GET TOO SCARY, HAS A SECRET PLAN TO ESCAPE THE WHITE HOUSE!
5. JUST FOR SPITE, BUYS OUT & HIDES ALL COPIES OF HILLARY & CHELSEA’S NEW BOOK, “GUTSY WOMEN”!
4. INSISTS ON MINTS ON HIS PILLOW IN THE WHITE HOUSE BUNKER!
3. CHANGES HARRY TRUMAN’S PLAQUE, ‘The Buck Stops Here’ to ‘No Quid Pro Quo‘!
2. JUST IN CASE HE GETS IMPEACHED, TO SETTLE THE SCORE – BUYS A DOZEN HORSE’S HEADS ON eBay!
And, #1…STANDS IN THE MIDDLE OF 5th AVENUE WITHOUT A BULLET PROOF VEST!
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