Deep in the bowels of the White House plumbing system stands our president banging on the Bunker door…
John Bolton’s outside the Bunker door.
You can come out now – the coast is clear!
There’s no Tweet reception down here!
BOLTON (thru the door)
How’s the Spam, Boss?
Shut the %&$# up & open the door!
Not bad for a Plan B, Boss?
You too, Rudy – another fine mess!
I told those two to wash up & get Round Trips!
You mean Tweedle Dee & Tweedle not so dumb?
Rudy, I gave you some big bucks to get them some duds at Brooks Bros!
I gave it to the wifey.
I’d like to linger here a little bit.
Me too, Boss.
You Pussies – I’m the only one brave enough for a Press Conference!
You suck, Mulvaney!
Oh yeah – Mr. Iwannatestify-at-trial but my lawyers…
I have fitting in 5 minutes. Unlock please, my nails are drying!
Why is she here, Boss?
I wanna keep an eye on her!
I sold it!
He resigned effective 2015!
I was nauseous!
You mean on the Escalator?
John Bolton unbolts the door.
BOLTON (smiles at Humor Times readers)
It’s good to be King!
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