Trump Down in Bunker with Guys He Hardly Knows!

White House Bunker

Deep in the bowels of the White House plumbing system stands our president banging on the Bunker door…

John Bolton’s outside the Bunker door.

 

 

 

 

 

JOHN BOLTON

You can come out now – the coast is clear!

DONALD TRUMP

There’s no Tweet reception down here!

BOLTON (thru the door)

How’s the Spam, Boss?

TRUMP

Shut the %&$# up & open the door!

RUDY GIULIANI

Not bad for a Plan B, Boss?

TRUMP

You too, Rudy – another fine mess!

GIULIANI

I told those two to wash up & get Round Trips!

MIKE POMPEO

You mean Tweedle Dee & Tweedle not so dumb?

TRUMP

Rudy, I gave you some big bucks to get them some duds at Brooks Bros!

GIULIANI

I gave it to the wifey.

TRUMP

Which one?

POMPEO

I’d like to linger here a little bit.

MIKE PENCE

Me too, Boss.

MICK MULVANEY

You Pussies – I’m the only one brave enough for a Press Conference!

TRUMP

You suck, Mulvaney!

MULVANEY

Oh yeah – Mr. Iwannatestify-at-trial but my lawyers…

MELANIA

I have fitting in 5 minutes.  Unlock please, my nails are drying!

PENCE

Why is she here, Boss?

TRUMP

I wanna keep an eye on her!

MELANIA

Where’s Reno?

TRUMP

I sold it!

TRUMP

Where’s Barr?

BOLTON

He resigned effective 2015!

TRUMP

Escalator?

MELANIA

I was nauseous!

PENCE

You mean on the Escalator?

MELANIA

No!

John Bolton unbolts the door.

BOLTON (smiles at Humor Times readers)

It’s good to be King!

Marilyn Sands

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