Mike Pence bravely accepts all pandemics with Grace – unless his Mrs. finds out!
Don’t say Donald Trump doesn’t know how to delegate.
For the latest crisis, he just passed his least favorite chores onto his Vice President: Compassion & America’s Safety!
Sleepy from his trip to the Taj Mahal & a steaming bowl of McDonald’s ‘Hurry Curry’ – Trump’s starting to overtly turn over unpleasant tasks to his underlings.
And, no wonder he’s tired – in this pic he’s getting Uber directions to a Kuma Sutra Master Class!
You can call it Jet Lag or Inertia – but I call it, ‘You knew I was a snake when I came down the escalator’!
But, Mike Pence isn’t Trump’s only lackey who got time in the barrel:
He asked DEVIN NUNES to make a Midnight Run to CVS for Melania’s Tampax!
MITCH McCONNELL for a Permission Note to play Golf during the Virus brouhaha!
LINDSEY GRAHAM to make a sign for the Oval Office, ‘For health reasons – I don’t shake hands unless there’s money in it’!
MICK MULVANEY to invite Vladimir Putin to the White House, but don’t alarm him… just tell him it’s for a ‘Masked Ball’!
And, he asked BILL BARR to please, please… fire Mike Pence!