Trump’s Graceful Early Exit Plans: Top 11

Trump early exit

Trump early exit

Avoiding the shame of a low turnout in November & Joe Biden breathing down his neck, Trump plans an early exit while keeping his ego in check. Here are his next moves:

11.  BECOME A SCIENTIST LIKE MY UNCLE!

Trump early exit

10.  STAR IN MY NEW TV SHOW, “HUNCH or Eat Someone’s Lunch”!

9.  BUILD MY PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY AT THE MEXICAN BORDER!  Cheaper, only need 3 more sides!

8.  WASH OUT A FEW UNMENTIONABLES – 20’s & 50’s!

7.  RETURN MELANIA TO SLOVENIA!

6.  VISIT MY TIME SHARE IN MOSCOW!

5.  SIT FOR MY PRESIDENTIAL PORTRAIT & remember, order more Orange & Puce!

4.  SPACKLE-OVER 1st GRAFFITI ON MY WALL – “Bloomberg will pay for it”!

3.  HIRE A MARACHI BAND FOR ‘Naming the Wall’ Celebration!

Mariachi band

2.  PROMOTE MY NEW GOLF LINE: ‘Donald Has Balls’!

And #1…

GET OVER MY FRIGIN’ CORONAVIRUS!

Marilyn Sands

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