Avoiding the shame of a low turnout in November & Joe Biden breathing down his neck, Trump plans an early exit while keeping his ego in check. Here are his next moves:
11. BECOME A SCIENTIST LIKE MY UNCLE!
10. STAR IN MY NEW TV SHOW, “HUNCH or Eat Someone’s Lunch”!
9. BUILD MY PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY AT THE MEXICAN BORDER! Cheaper, only need 3 more sides!
8. WASH OUT A FEW UNMENTIONABLES – 20’s & 50’s!
7. RETURN MELANIA TO SLOVENIA!
6. VISIT MY TIME SHARE IN MOSCOW!
5. SIT FOR MY PRESIDENTIAL PORTRAIT & remember, order more Orange & Puce!
4. SPACKLE-OVER 1st GRAFFITI ON MY WALL – “Bloomberg will pay for it”!
3. HIRE A MARACHI BAND FOR ‘Naming the Wall’ Celebration!
2. PROMOTE MY NEW GOLF LINE: ‘Donald Has Balls’!
And #1…
GET OVER MY FRIGIN’ CORONAVIRUS!
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha
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