Cleveland Police Set Ariel Castro Free, Calling Him a Victim
‘Sure, we got the call about the kinky women with dog collars on,’ said police, ‘there are some wild ladies in Cleveland’ CLEVELAND, OH — Ariel Castro, who … Read more
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Corporate Cowards Divert Shareholder Funds into “Dark Money”
Dark money strategy enabled by “Citizens United” Supreme Court decision If corporations are people, as the Supreme Court pretends, they certainly are loudmouths, constantly telling us how great … Read more
Lost Journal: Kornheiser Removed from 7-year-old’s Enemies List (for Now)
Lost Journal entry: June 3, 2008 (age 39) A few weeks ago, I wrote a “Lost Journal” column about my 7-year-old nephew Tommy’s “Enemies List.” It explained that … Read more
Lost Journal: Nephew’s “Enemies List” Exposed
Journal entry: May 8, 2008 (age 39): Enemies list Hell hath no fury like a 7-year-old scorned. Recently, my brother Dan told me that his son, Tommy, has … Read more
Humor Times 22nd Anniversary Subscription Sale!
The more subscriptions you order, the more you save! The Humor Times is celebrating its 22nd Anniversary by making it easy to spread the laughter! Our Anniversary Subscription … Read more
Droning On: Paranoia Time
Got your tinfoil hat? It’s paranoia time in America again. Put on your tinfoil hats everybody. Or didn’t you get the memo? It’s paranoia time in America again. … Read more
Guide to Dealing with Roommates for Dummies
Dealing with Roommates There comes a time in everyone’s life when we must deal with that horrible reality of urban survival – having a roommate. Whether it be … Read more
George W’s $250 Million Can of Whitewash
Big doings in Big D — the George W. Bush Presidential Library is open for business! What a piece of work it is: a $250 million, 226,000-square-foot edifice … Read more
American Politicians and the Tail-Sucking Mobius Loop
A veritable gaggle of disgraced politicians have recently serpentined their way back into the spotlight F. Scott Fitzgerald famously uttered, “there are no second acts in American lives,” … Read more
Chop Your Own Firewood and Learn to Juggle: Advice I Plan to Ignore from “Life’s Little Instruction Book”
“Life’s Little Instruction Book,” first published in 1991 as a collection of advice from H. Jackson Brown, Jr. to his college-bound son, has sold millions of copies, been … Read more
