America’s Leaders Are Small, But Americans Are Not
“We the people of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general … Read more
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Fun with the News: Pope Benedict & More
CBS Sports anticipates huge ratings for Sunday’s game with the Denver Broncos and New England because of Tim Tebow’s notoriety. He’s a celibate evangelical. Half the country likes … Read more
Operation Grinch
By Ben Krull “No other media people fought the war. In fact, most of the liberal media attacked me…for actually standing up for Christmas.” — Bill O’Reilly, November … Read more
Postal Service Cuts: Return To Sender?
By Danny Tyree After the news of December 5, the future of the U.S. Postal Service seems nothing to write home about. With bankruptcy looming (and Congress dragging … Read more
The Top-10 Comedic News Stories of 2011
By Will Durst Okay. You can stop vibrating like a shaved poodle duct-taped to the foul pole at Wrigley during a night game in April. It’s finally here. … Read more
Lost Journal: Son’s Driving Skills are Under Construction
By Tim Mollen Journal entry: August 9, 1985 (age 16) It was a surprise, a few weeks ago, when our parents asked my brother, Dan, and me if … Read more
15 Signs That Your Spouse Is Thinking of Voting Republican
By Roz Warren and Janet Golden Standing in the check out line, you see plenty of magazines offering stories like “What He Isn’t Telling You” and “How to … Read more
The Deep Shallowness of Professor Gingrich
Mea culpa, I misspoke, my bad — I stand corrected. In past commentaries, I have called Newt Gingrich a lobbyist. Apparently, he hates that tag, even though he … Read more
Santa Claus: And That’s The Truth
By Danny Tyree Ho-ho-hold everything! This is the interview that couldn’t wait. Christmas 2011 finds my son Gideon (who turns 8 in March) still trusting and full of … Read more
Fun with the News: Penn State & More
The Salt Lake City Tribune said a Utah hunter was shot in the buttocks when his dog stepped on his shotgun in his boat. He can’t sit down … Read more
